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I'm not that cruel!
Well, OK - yes I am that cruel, but I like to hide it under a thin veneer of civilization...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I use a Microsoft display dock and chromecast when travelling - works very well for MS Office.
(Although I have to use a remote desktop to my PC for Visual Studio but I guess that is a lot to ask of a phone )
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Not for me, I'm afraid.
If I have to carry around something the shape and size of a (much more powerful) laptop, I'll go for a (much more powerful) laptop.
Besides, who wants to work with android or iOS on a laptop? They're a bit limited when it comes to power, storage, and laptoppy programs, no?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: If I have to carry around something the shape and size of a (much more powerful) laptop, I'll go for a (much more powerful) laptop. Agree
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I think it xould be like a kind of Chromebook but hooked into yer phone, so all your stuff is with you but xou have the option of using a keyboard for actually editing documents etc. I think it looks smaller than your average laptop. And a hell of a lot cheaper.
For personal faffing around (i.e. not actual work) on the go it looks promising, to me.
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"
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Mel Padden wrote: I think it xould be like a kind of Chromebook but hooked into yer phone, so all your stuff is with you but xou have the option of using a keyboard for actually editing documents etc. I think it looks smaller than your average laptop. And a hell of a lot cheaper.
look like you are needing one (at least the keyboard)
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: I would kill for some diarrhea! I haven't had a bowel movement in 17 days!
Which movie?
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My big fat greek Poop
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Yuck!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Trump's victory speach?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Super Size Me
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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- Dire Straits - You and your friend
- Winnie the Poo poo
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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each time a sane person decides to watch Twilight.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Who is killing the great chefs of Europe?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Jeez, I didn't think ANYBODY had seen that movie except me! Not exactly in the Top 10 of best movies ever made...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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What can I say?
No, it certainly wasn't in the top 10 (or top 100, for that matter) films of all time, but it was good, clean fun.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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It was the a bomb.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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It was felt throughout the country. We're a bit south of Auckland and we're woken up by bang sounds round the house and cats running round everywhere. I jumped out of bed to see what the hell the cats had bought in this time. Thought it must have been another rabbit or bird. I felt very uneasy on my feet and just thought it was because I'd jumped out of bed too quick from a deep sleep. The other half then realised it was a earhquake. Felt similar to when the big Christchurch earthquake hit.
The damage down south is quite bad, but unlike the Christchurch one it's not too close to the large cities. Wellington had a bit of damage but appears to be mosty superficial.
Feel sorry for everyone down south as they still getting over Christchurch quakes.
So far I believe there has only been a couple of causilties to date.
It's going to be a lot of after shocks and the experience of Christchurch show that's what slowly wears you down and the rebuild can take a long time.
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Last weekend we had a cake with kiwi from New Zealand - delicious...
Hopefully the real Kiwis are doing well...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Something's moving down there - the last 2 months saw a handful of strong earthquakes in central Italy too.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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OK, so maybe I'm feeling a little bitter tonight about - well, lots of things really - but I get these emails from Bing Webmaster tools saying "Malware has been found on your site".
Like any paranoid site admin I jump onto it because I'm assuming malware == you cease to exist on our index. Thanks for playing.
So I click the link. It sends me to a page that's in 8pt font that says it's redirecting, then the message centre which says "Malware detected on codeproject.com". So I click the link and I get the news
"Bing Webmaster Tools detected 26 pages infected with malware"
So I click on the "more info" link it says
No malware was found on CodeProject.com
Site admins seriously need danger money for the stress search engines place on us. Make sure you add this tag. And this meta data. But not in this format, in the other. Now do this. Now stop doing that. Actually you should have stopped doing that 6 months ago because it's BAD. But no, we're not actually going to tell you because then you could game the system. And BTW, you're off our search index because one of your tags is improperly closed*. Now make sure your authors ref their Google+ profile or you'll be downgraded. Except we just cancelled that feature. And make sure your CSS is in a stylesheet and cached. Except it can't be external it must be totally inlined for mobile.
ARGGHH.
So anyway, it's no wonder my alcohol bill is steadily creeping up with each iteration of search engine algorithms. Anyone else have some fun stories to share?
*yes, this actually happened to us. 6 weeks of hell.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Bing users don't deserve access to CP resources. Simples.
(Tongue firmly in cheek) Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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