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well, not really.
You can only see about 5km at sea level because of the earth curvature (unless you are a flat-earther).
I'd rather be phishing!
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You can if you're on a hill or cliff. See my response here[^]
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: My wife wants to move to Oregon.
For Mary Jane?
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Oregon is a beautiful place, infested with liberal idiots. That alone wouldn't be so bad - targets being expensive to buy these days - but unfortunately for decent citizens, they run things there.
There are many beautiful places here in the US; no need to emigrate to the Left Coast.
Will Rogers never met me.
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But, hey, weed is legal there, man.
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My wife wanted me to move somewhere else - anywhere else!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Has she been watching Grimm?
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If you put Nutella on salmon, do you get salmonella?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Definitely not. My last boss'es name was Antonella and we gave her all kinds of nicknames. Salmonella, Vampirella and even Alosaurus (spelling intentional), but anything as good as Nutella simply would not have fit.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That was nutty off the scales!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I thought it was a bit fishy - he seems to be spreading it pretty thick.
/ravi
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It was so funny I nearly fell to Pisces reading it.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That must have felt orcaward!
/ravi
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I was so embarrassed I wanted to throw a Tarpon myself.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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No need to be embarrassed - if you mullet over and you'll feel much better.
/ravi
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Thanks Ravi, I'm starting to sea a ray of hope!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I feeling so much better I might go see a movie, the manatee showing of course.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Nah, it's some film with lots of CGI, most of it generated in CoralDraw.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Wow - that must be eely cool!
/ravi
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Yes, it really crabs your attention.
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I don't know whether it would actually be poisonous but it would definitely taste poisonous
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and spreading nutella on a couch we get "coachella", a surprisingly nice event ...
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