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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: Strange thing about war wounds- the older you get, the less proud of them you become
Which movie?
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Debbie retires
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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A hundred nights in Paris : Afterwards
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
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Oh, but it was just the first iteration. Next "delivery" will have more flesh to it.
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Just a bit of a medical spin: "Lost the patient but the surgery was a success."
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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They should make a movie of how astronauts tried to survive on Mars by scrounging parts from all the crashed and defunct probes littering Mars.
Marc
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Hmm, Matt Damon, Space Pirate did that to one
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Urgh, I just found myself on the Guardian website... Don't do that again!
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Your own fault - the link text even tells you where you are going!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's the Grauniad; they typoed "sucks eggs".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Reminds me of [I think] Johnny J's recent post:
WinXP Screamshot
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... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Well sorry to tell you OG but the Lander's purpose was to test landing on mars. It was a success, they tested and it failed, now they have the data to make it better next time
So actually it was no ones fault except for the the ones writing the article wrong
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So...I do not fail[^] eh?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Correcto !
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Maxim 70.[^] Failure is not an option - it is mandatory. The option is whether or not to let failure be the last thing you do.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Shouldn't that be:
Quote: 11. Everything is air-droppable at least once.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That too. If we're going for completeness,
Quote: 17. The longer everything goes according to plan, the bigger the impending disaster.
...fits most space program failures.
If it turns out bad sensor data was to blame:
Quote: 30. A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
But I was replying directly to:
HobbyProggy: It was a success, they tested and it failed, now they have the data to make it better next time
Not to the original message,
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Hello,
Just making people here aware of my free memory profiler for native (C/C++) applications/games.
It ships with an SDK allowing to target any platform with Windows based cross compiler.
MTuner - C/C++ memory profiler[^]
Check it out and have fun!
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Wrong forum it will be appreciated more in Free Tools Discussion Boards[^], and it will stand a better chance of being found and used there.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: it will stand a better chance
Sure! The last message posted there was 1½ months ago
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And it is still there, try finding a message 1 month old in the Lounge.
Also you would not go looking for a profiler or any tool in the Lounge!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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We probably should feel honored that you think there are no tools in the lounge.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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On the second call from my recruiter at Nigel Frank, UK, he asked how much notice would I need to move to Dublin, and he told me to do some serious research on the affordable availability of a single bedroom place in the city, being on a package of €65,000 p.a. It could even be a bedsitter to start with.
Any advice would be welcome, and if it happens, meeting a familiar name or two around the isles would be great. But no beers.
modified 20-Oct-16 1:48am.
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