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If he was going to uses sheeps, he wouldn't be paying them!
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an old but a goody - brit version...
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Well.. some people are struggling to get a job....
Does the conservative party creates job?
The "trickle down" theory, seemingly favored by the conservative party, is an utter failure in that regard....
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Super Lloyd wrote: The "trickle down" Every theory seemingly favored by the conservative party is an utter failure in that regard for anyone not in their personal address books .
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Alright then, haha!!
I didn't want to be so forceful!
I like to be in the middle, really. except down with the rich and powerful. Which the conservative party seems to favor over the common man.... Dunno why people buy that!?
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3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.
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I guess this makes me one of the group of -1.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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My MkII will be talking through a problem and say things like "2 divided by 6 is 3..." I correct her saying it's a third but we're both wrong as she wants "divided into"...
veni bibi saltavi
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Did you know that 67% of given statistics are on the sport bullshit?
Sounds like one of those! ( too! )
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No, they can't.
What they call a dream in the article is a visualization of an average.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Some 20 odd years ago, I was at a BCS symposium discussing AI. One of the speakers presented a piece about mistakes they were making with early versions of what today we know as Machine Learning. One that stuck with me was an image recognition system.
They trained it with known photos and then fed in new ones to be identified. It was complicated because it often needed to transform the images, rotating, tilting, enlarging etc. Then they noticed a rather odd phenomena, when there was no input, it started to go randomly through the images it knew. The machine was dreaming. Sentience! It's alive! Skyn...
Not so fast. It was doing what it had been told to do. Take the input [just a blank image] and find the known image it resembled most closely.
GIGO
veni bibi saltavi
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In Opera, you used to be able to select single words in links using the same click and drag that you use for non-link words.
e.g. if you wanted the word "Beany" from the link Top Beanie Baby Sites - Top20Sites.com[^], you just clicked and dragged, to select it.
From what I can find, that functionality has gone from being rare to being extinct.
I hate it when stuff that is actually useful disappears.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hi Mark,
I can relate to this; I have the same problem with my face.
cheers, Bill
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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My face has got better and better as my eyesight's got worse and worse.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My features are great. Slightly aged but still not past it.
veni bibi saltavi
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Another day half-wasted trying to get Win 10 to boot to the desktop without the mouse freezing and the keyboard being unresponsive about five seconds after getting to the Desktop. While it typically fails just after loading Skype, I don't think Skype is the problem here.
Restoring ... and restoring ad nauseam ... from System.Restore points, and a System Image only to find that the minute I boot with the restored system: Win 10 goes and starts downloading that Devil's VSOP Reserve piss KB ... a process that is unstoppable even though ... once upon a successful boot ... uninstalling said diabolic instrument was performed along with accompanying exorcism.
How can I not scream Chaucer's immortal words: "Oh wombe, oh bellye, fulfilled of dong and of corupcioun" into the indifferent night ?
I guess I was lulled into a sense of false security by the ease of the upgrade to Win 10 over Win 8.1, and the first few months of relatively hassle-free use.
I am going to write to Sergey at WinAero about this mess, pleading with him to examine the un-facts here and see if maybe there's an issue of interest to more than one poor mortal ensorcelled by the darker powers (hey ... I did send him a donation).
Of course, if you have some ideas ...
from Tralfamadore, Billy Pilgrim
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Option 1: Locate the Seal of Solomon. Equipping this will give you the ability to command demons, genies, or to speak with animals (the former may help get rid of updates, the later to converse with Microsoft Tech support). If at the same time you can locate the Staff of Moses you can stamp the noses of the update originators, which (while not helping much) may help you feel better.
Option 2: Form a company to sell pea soup and attempt to exorcise the demon update. Wear galoshes.
Option 3: Really boring. Restore from the last backup and block the update from being loaded by disconnecting your internet service. This may help: How to Uninstall and Block Updates and Drivers on Windows 10[^]
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<beep>
<beep>
<beep>
<beep>
<Developer reversing>
<beep>
<beep>
<beep>
<beep>
<Developer reversing>
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Back-up have ! Insane Win Ten update commandeered by Satan ... no can stop !
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Mantras have ... fetishes have ... jujus have. No work ! Must get Thai Mor Doo or Mor Phii (sorcerer, ghost wrangler) ... but he big money cost ... me cheap.
My head this now: [^] ... why you fun wid' me ?
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Well, we get a lot of adverts for the world's best magic practitioners* posted here; if you ask The Hamsters nicely they might let one through for you to contact?
* In their opinion, anyway.
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Hi, I meant to say that I am familiar with that How-To-Geek article; unfortunately, it was written in 2015, and a lot of what it describes has been changed in subsequent versions of Win 10.
thanks, for the link, and the thoughts
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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