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Wedding invite mistake offers children for dinner - AOL[^]
Quote: A mistake on a wedding invitation reply card is going viral for its meal choices.
Guests get to pick from beef, pork, or a child who is "12 and under."
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The younger, the tenderer !! a little bit like lamb.
I'd rather be phishing!
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A tad salty as well!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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The site's asking me to allow it display desktop notifications. Simply no. Never.
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Not to mention it's AOL. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Pass the fingerbowl. Oh, you pig! You've eaten them all!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What's really disturbing is your use of AOL 
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Jeremy Falcon
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I'm going to go stand outside so if anyone asks I'm outstanding.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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And you are making sure you stand out too.
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Buy a pasture: then you can be outstanding in your field.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I would prefer you buy a pasture so that he can be outstanding in "your" field .
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Hay! That's a great idea to pitch.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I'm going to head out to the pasture right now, but I can stand out without buying it. That also always was my argument against getting married. If I want a glass of milk, I don't go overboard by buying the cow and I can also stand out without buying the pasture.
Let's just hope the camera does a better job documenting my outstanding deeds this time.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Are you sure it was rotor vibration last time, rather than concussion from telling your girlfriend that? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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But then he'd be outstanding, but also out to pasture. That's no good at all. He really needs to buy the farm, then he can be outstanding in his field 
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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If they ask where, should I say you're out standing in your field?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I can't stand it. You're fooling around, I can't stand it...
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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As in late, overdue?
Okidoki.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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...weepy widdle Richard
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"so many security holes, the Adobe Flash team has been called in to make it more secure" got me.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Weepy widdle Widchard
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If a standard is a standard, it should be enforced as such, otherwise, it is just a suggestion. That being said, each organization needs to determine what they consider to be a standard.
At one of my previous employs, the 'standard' was to have the file name match the routine name, and since the overarching standard was 9 character file names, we ended up with routine names like:
SRVEXTPSM and SRVEXTSSM.
When I objected because I had no idea what the routine was supposed to do, I was told it was following the naming standard as though that was an explanation in itself.
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