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My planned day of productivity...
Gone.
So good. So wrong.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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... someone has waaaay too much time on their hands: The Adventures Of A Cat[^]
Made me laugh though.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Soon to go viral as the new pop art rage among teenagers in Japan. All it needs is a phone app that replaces someone's face with a cat face.
Marc
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It starts with a little lie concerning air conditioning and continuous integration, but as one step follows another it grows much larger very quickly.
(9,8)
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Well done - you are up Monday
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Possibly a little easy, but I like it!
Do you want the answer now, or let the others have a go?
Well, that decides that one!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It was indeed a nice easy one - mainly because my commute was disrupted by a bus strike so it was totally off the top of my head.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: They threw me in a jail filled with rejects from the communicable disease ward. Every wacko, drippy, open-sored low-life was in that joint, all of them wanting to hire on as my proctologist.
which movie?
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Up?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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One Night in Paris
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The Graduate
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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The CodeProject Forum
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Debbie Does Columbia???
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Lady and the Tramp
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I don't know if that's funny or painful.
Ipad? It just connects.
Two android phones and three android tablets? They just connect.
Windows laptop & tablet? "Checking network requirements".
I'd bet that they're not "checking" anything; they just put that message up to cover the fact that they're cr@p at connecting.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I have no idea what's MRV and I don't care!
A friend posted this video for an upcoming soon video game...
I find it hilarious. That is all!
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I have to admit that I wondered where the turtle was sitting.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Windows laptop & tablet? "Checking network requirements". Running XP SP3 and Win7 SP1 - and I never see those messages. Are the Win8/Win10 enhancements?
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Yup. They hang around for what feels like an hour, then it's 50-50 whether it'll connect with Internet access or not
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Here's a though (poorly informed, perhaps): Could the message you see be a way to distract you whilst they download updates into your system?
I hate downloads that are automatic on startup (hence my successful battle with AVG before I removed it) unless I authorized them to do so.
Of course, this might mean M$ is fibbing.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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