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Nowadays you see lot of people walking around staring at their phone screen as if their life depends on it. My wife suggested we should sneak up to them and scream loudly "pikachu..." and then pretend as if nothing happened.
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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Why would you "peek at them"? 
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Maybe he wants to pick at them - with an ice pick! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Or maybe he wants to pike them. Virang the Impaler does have a nice ring to it 
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You really like that entry, don't you 
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I don't invent words often!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Why not take it to the logical (and sincerely deserved) next level. Up your game.
If you or a friend have a canine companion or feline friend, cast some of their dropping abundantly before the phone-zombie. Not as startling as your plan but most definitely more persistent a reminder of the risks they've been taking (and lost).
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From an email from my aunt: This morning, when I turned on the computer it did over an hour's worth of updates - things looks different and I am trying to figure out how to hide this annoying Ask Me Anything Cortana thing at the left bottom screen. Right now, the Olympic medal count just popped up at the left as well. I'll have to ask Mr. Cortana how to make that (and him) go away.
Wow, Microsoft is pushing medal counts onto the desktop? How pathetic.
Marc
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Feels a bit like "The Return of Clippy", right?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: Feels a bit like "The Return of Clippy", right?
Clippy was at least cute, for a few minutes.
Marc
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Olympic medals? Only until the British royals do something mundane and that gets featured on the front page of all UK newspapers.
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What's the problem?
Some moron at ms is into the olympics, so you have to be into the olympics. How dare you not be!
Just like some moron at ms is into baby blocks, and another into ribbons, another into a cr@ppy VocReg (that really is cr@p, compared to apple's), etc.
You don't own your property, any more. They've decided that their OS is "a service", which to them means that any machine it's run on belongs to them, as far as they're concerned.
Why anyone who knows anything about computers updated to winio, I simply do not understand.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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According to my keys list I have claimed 1024 of 2 keys...and then it shows me 1024 of the same key.
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Sounds about right to me.
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Hurry, export them as XML!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Well, it's good for us that you didn't claim 1025, or you'd have had to post this on Stack Overflow, not here.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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import {sarcasm} from "bitterness";
sarcasm.spit(
"Transmuting quasi-JavaScript trash of the future " +
"into usual JavaScript rubbish of today " +
"by means of an effing trans-quasi-piler written in JavaScript. " +
"What a blast!"
);
Anything that could possibly go wrong in some moment, will definitely go wrong in the worst possible moment...
In the worst way that could be possible! –Finagle's corollary to Murphy's Law (paraphrased).
modified 21-Nov-20 21:01pm.
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Writing in TypeScript, are we?
Marc
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Message Closed
modified 21-Nov-20 21:01pm.
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Sacrifice the management team at midnight, wash thyself with cool running water, and be clean in the morning.
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I laughed my ass off my body, at your comment.
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It's just code, Man.
Write it.
Go home.
Snuggle your teddy bear.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Message Closed
modified 21-Nov-20 21:01pm.
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