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Ni!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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...Olé-Biscuitbarrel.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Stop IT!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ow! He said it again!
Wait! I said it! I said it!
Ooh! I said it again! And there again! That's three 'it's! Ohh!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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When will you leaf us alone with these puns?
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How would you Fund that?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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No, but they would think I was BARKing up the wrong tree.
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Manure amazing! However, maybe it's thyme you branch out your humor for some greener pastures, lest your reputation be soiled.
Ravings en masse^ |
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Yes, and very quickly too, no sense beating around the bush.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Leaf it to him to do just that.
/ravi
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I knew you'd twig to it.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It all stems from a need to pun.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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This is boring - I think it's time we branched out.
/ravi
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I think you have gotten to the root of the issue.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Maybe, but that idea will take a while to bloom.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'd better plant in everyone else's mind quickly.
/ravi
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It just may stick if you do.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Something to cultivate anyway.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I dunno... hope I'm not going out on a limb by saying that.
/ravi
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You'll be fine, no need to start packing the trunk.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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So it's after midnight and the boy and I are up getting pissed and watching Patron SomeoneOrOther on Netflix. Time goes by and we're referencing sh*t from all over the place cause Life Of Brian was on TV earlier.
He starts searching for something using Siri and it f***s up. I reference something from Delirious and then we're off.
It's now 25 minutes later and the best I have is Siri not understanding 'Is Luther Vandross a big Tuckey eating motherf*****'.
Apple sucks all kinds of arse, and that may have something to do with wasting hours getting data from an iPhone 4 to 6 using iTunes earlier today.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Quote: Is Luther Vandross a big Tuckey eating mother******'. That's because it doesn't understand "Tuckey". Is this some kind of Australian slang? I know "tucker" means food...
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: That's because it doesn't understand "Tuckey". Is this some kind of Australian slang? I know "tucker" means food...
No. It's meant to be 'A big Kentucky Fried eating motherf*****'. Many tries later, I stop laughing enough to get Siri to understand.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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