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Yeesh! What a waste of computer time.
It's not even a palindrome, it's just a long list of unconnected nouns.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I prefer: A man, a plan, a canal - Panama.
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This so-called palindrome seems more like the utterings of a deranged lunatic than an actual sentence.
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So true!
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There's a "sock test" as well: throw them all at the wall and wear the ones that don't stick.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Or wear the ones DO stick - depends on who you meeting...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Nah - they tend to "squidge" up between your toes as you walk, which isn't a pleasant feeling.
Yes - I was a student once...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Underwear is pure luxury - anyway, no one can tell if you have any...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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How the Empire was (really) won?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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But...but...but what if you're in an accident, and are taken to hospital? Do you want all of the staff gossiping about your (lack of) underwear?!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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When I got stabbed the hospital cut them off me so it didn't really apply!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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You click-swear you use "assistive technologies:" [^].
Note: WinAero is a labor-of-love site by a single person, Sergey Tkachenko; in addition to intensive daily coverage of every aspect of Win 10, he publishes some nice free stuff, including His WinAero Tweaker app: [^]. imho, not a commercial site.
cheers, Bill
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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So if I still use keyboard instead of touch-screen I can upgrade to 10?
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Certainly !
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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It omits to mention that the July 30th update to "assistive technologies" "assists" the jackbooted US security forces to get unrestricted access your "technologies".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It' s true that Microsoft didn't gave a sh*t about our feedback, but finally we got some wallpapers, a few animated GIFs and a badge next to our profile...
I would prefer a Microsoft with ears connected to brains...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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We'd have been happy with that back in MSDOS Beta Program days.
We just got ignored...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Jesus wept! Is this "Dona Sarkar / Software Engineer, Windows and Devices Group" nine years old, or what?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It is probably the brain damage of those 11 years at Microsoft...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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MS-DOS actually had a public BETA program?! Was it distributed via RFC 1149[^]?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Oh yes, it had public beta: distributed via floppies if IIRC. Mind you, it was a loooong time ago, and my memory isn't what it was!
And just like today, problem reports got ignored...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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