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Stop IT!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ow! He said it again!
Wait! I said it! I said it!
Ooh! I said it again! And there again! That's three 'it's! Ohh!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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When will you leaf us alone with these puns?
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How would you Fund that?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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No, but they would think I was BARKing up the wrong tree.
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Manure amazing! However, maybe it's thyme you branch out your humor for some greener pastures, lest your reputation be soiled.
Ravings en masse^ |
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Yes, and very quickly too, no sense beating around the bush.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Leaf it to him to do just that.
/ravi
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I knew you'd twig to it.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It all stems from a need to pun.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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This is boring - I think it's time we branched out.
/ravi
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I think you have gotten to the root of the issue.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Maybe, but that idea will take a while to bloom.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'd better plant in everyone else's mind quickly.
/ravi
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It just may stick if you do.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Something to cultivate anyway.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I dunno... hope I'm not going out on a limb by saying that.
/ravi
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You'll be fine, no need to start packing the trunk.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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So it's after midnight and the boy and I are up getting pissed and watching Patron SomeoneOrOther on Netflix. Time goes by and we're referencing sh*t from all over the place cause Life Of Brian was on TV earlier.
He starts searching for something using Siri and it f***s up. I reference something from Delirious and then we're off.
It's now 25 minutes later and the best I have is Siri not understanding 'Is Luther Vandross a big Tuckey eating motherf*****'.
Apple sucks all kinds of arse, and that may have something to do with wasting hours getting data from an iPhone 4 to 6 using iTunes earlier today.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Quote: Is Luther Vandross a big Tuckey eating mother******'. That's because it doesn't understand "Tuckey". Is this some kind of Australian slang? I know "tucker" means food...
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: That's because it doesn't understand "Tuckey". Is this some kind of Australian slang? I know "tucker" means food...
No. It's meant to be 'A big Kentucky Fried eating motherf*****'. Many tries later, I stop laughing enough to get Siri to understand.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I enjoy only one work in the past when I volunteer for MSF. I am not doctor but did other support work. I see lot of heartbreaking things what people do to others, but still I feel I am helping, but even in a small way.
Now I am programmer and everyone argue about deadline and feature and where to put parentheses and a lot of things make them look like the imbeciles. Every day I like work less and less. There is more things to do because the meaningless fixes they take time. Are lot of programmers behave like a**hole, or only my company is different? I think I make the wrong choise.
Do everyone have to work like this? Is big company better? Is it no difference the size but intelligent people treat others better?
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If you don't like your employer or not happy, then you should look for another job. Not everyone fits in with the culture of the organization.
If you don't like coding or reading about programming in general, then you should look for a career that would be more enjoyable to you.
Personally, I am not very happy in my current position, but I enjoy coding.
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Welcome to the real world. Learn what really matters to you and ignore the rest.
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