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A week ago I canceled my contract with Virgin Media for the simple reason we are moving abroad and will not need their services any more. I just received the 5th call from them trying to find out if I would be interested in a different set of projects.
Vilmos good. Vilmos no swear.
I politely pointed out that I really do want to cancel my contract and there is nothing they can do to change my mind as I will not be in this country any more.
Please, make the ringing stop... 
veni bibi saltavi
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The voice of doom "you'll be lucky", OT off to Hungry or some where else?
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You can check out, but you can never leave!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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So he's going to California?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Friday, and I almost forgot to tell you! Today my boss asked me:
"Adam, when is your program Turning complete?"
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Tell him you need more time with the lathe because the bits are dull? 
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So I can fit the roof box to me new Land Rover, I need cross bars.
So I can fit the cross bars, I need to get roof rails.
This will be the THIRD set of mountings I have bought for the roof box, a box that cost about £100 and has now set me back in excess of £500 to get it on top of the cars. 
AND I need to find a replacement parcel shelf for the back of the car; another £150 or so.
veni bibi saltavi
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You probably should have bought an American made pickup. Just through whatever it is you have in the back. On top of that, it would also include a pre-mounted gun-rack.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: On top of that, it would also include a pre-mounted gun-rack.
Now me wants it.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Is it possible to get it delivered with a .50 cal installed too?
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I think that was an option on the earlier Hummers...
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There are many things I could have got, but considering that as each new generation of my family has come the genepool has widened I don't feel I have the right breeding for a pick-up.
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: There are many things I could have got, but considering that as each new generation of my family has come the genepool has widened I don't feel I have the right breeding for a pick-up.
Of course, you may also simply not be man enough to own a pick-up...
But that's none of my business...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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In cramped places like most European countries any vehicle longer than 4m is a hassle - in my city one can't even turn in several streets with a mild SUV because there's no room to steer. Let's not even talk about parkings...
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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All the more reason to appreciate the wisdom of my ancestors when they left Europe!
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I like Europe... but I'd try Texas, Tennessee, Montana or Canada if I had the chance!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Pickups are for farm workers, Land Rovers for farm owners.
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Land Rovers for farm owners
Except the Discovery.
That's for Hairdressers.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Pickups are for farm workers, Land Rovers for farm owners
and roof storage is for taxi drivers.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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LOL
you should watch this.
'Merica
Truck[^]
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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Well, judging by:
The AccentHis Need For an arsenal wherever he goesObviously from the very shallow end of the gene pool.
Hey - you guys have France, we have southerners.
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5 brave men and women of law enforcement are fallen in action in Dallas. And people are talking about something as trivial as roof boxes?
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