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That's a good one, you must be a fungi.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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So you fit the mold?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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If you replace the marshmallow with a mushroom in a s'more is that now a s'pore?
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That's disgusting on multiple levels; congratulations!
Software Zen: delete this;
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I know someone who did that every time he went camping. He liked it.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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There ain't mushroom for improvement in that pun.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Your magic.
Now to see who is old enough to remember. Of course if you did magic mushrooms you would not remember.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Never touched shrooms.
Never had much time for reality modifiers - I have enough problems with reality - and I've lost to many friends that did, one way or another.
From dead, to brain damaged, to jailed for a very long time - none of them got out undamaged.
Mood modifiers on the other hand...
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I do not even like mushrooms in food!
Being mister conservative, I have not had a lot of friends that I knew "experimented". A couple have died related to alcohol though.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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That's very per-cep-tive of you, but I wonder if everybody else got the morel of this story.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Shirley that should be called Google Sheep View
veni bibi saltavi
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I'm sure that's already been posted:
Google Sheep View[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Empirical proof that no matter how daft your idea is, some other bugger's already thought of it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OriginalGriff wouldn't want them to have photographic evidence.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Removed - Accidentally thought I was in the Soapbox
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modified 13-Jul-16 8:18am.
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I refer the honourable gentleman to the sticky post at the top of the page:
4. No politics (including enviro-politics[^]), no sex, no religion.
It's quite possible that that post contravenes all of them!
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My full apology - I thought I clicked the Soapbox before I enter it.
It is moved.
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Amazing how you're so quick to jump on this given the plethora of Brexit posts that flooded the Lounge in past weeks.
Can you say "double standard"?
That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. ~ Tyrion Lannister
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Mike Mullikin wrote: Can you say "double standard"? I keep trying but it comes out as "bubble handword", "rubble banded", mubble planted", etc. Dunno what the problem is.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: Dunno what the problem is. Your upper lip is too stiff?
That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. ~ Tyrion Lannister
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That was tonight's "Bazinga" moment. Now over to the sports desk...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The Brexit ones only broke one rule!
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FFS, post this sh*t in the Soapbox, you are not a noob here, so get with the program.
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