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I've decided to eat only plants that have be naturally processed to turn them into meat.
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Good for you ? (maybe) 
I'd rather be phishing!
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Good for you!
I'd recommend letting the plants "mature" until the host is a reasonable age, then harvesting the processed material in the usual way. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'll keep this sentence in mind 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Natural food chain 101.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Salad is what food eats
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I'm a vegetarian by proxy: I eat herbivores.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Matthew Dennis wrote: naturally processed
So that excludes tortured, genetically modified animals that are UNNATURALLY PROCESSED? 
Better not buy meat from the store
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So that excludes tortured, genetically modified animals that are UNNATURALLY PROCESSED?
And you say this because those which are not genetically modified are somehow better off?
And what the hell is "UNNATURALLY PROCESSED"?
If you cared a twit about this you'd not be eating animals to begin with.
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I started a new job in April, so far I have not written a single line of what I would consider "code". The company is enhancing and maintaining a (cough) set of SharePoint sites, and I have been buried to my hairline in nothing but xml configuration files. This is getting to be a real bummer, not sure how much longer I can last.
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You knew you were going to get lots of "think yourself lucky" answers, well here's mine:
Think yourself lucky, I haven't written any code since Christmas!
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Yes, but they hired you as a truck driver.
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Not his fault. He saw SW driver and didn't realize it stood for septic waste.
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modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Well get out of there then. There's real work out there too.
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That's the evil of CMS.
What you win on programming you lose on configuration.
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Sounds like you've been there 2 months too long.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Yeah, I am kinda, sorta looking now. Contacted one or two of the most helpful recruiters and am looking to move to Tampa - where I am now is a desert. The major factor of this job was that it is 100% remote to Virginia. I realize that a 'rounded' developer deals with configuration, documentation, etc. but this is just a bit much. Plus, with any luck I will retired to the Dominican Republic in a year, and open a bar on the beach ( I am looking for bouncers, and waitresses, in fact  )
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Writing code is overrated. Software development means providing and maintaining software. That also includes configuration files and servers.
You better asks yourself whether you like such stuff or not. Looking for alternatives is alwasy good.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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A bunch of us here like what we do - and are lucky enough to be paid for it.
Perhaps the gentleman would like a similar situation.
I, myself, would really hate to work when working for a living more than the minimum necessary.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: A bunch of us here like what we do - and are lucky enough to be paid for it.
Aye.
/ravi
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Were the apple and the orange alone because the banana split?
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I find your question apeeling.
/ravi
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