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Take it to a Greenpeace meeting. You will be tarred and feathered!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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People may growl about your thoughts, but sometimes they are spot on!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Only the dishonest cheetahs do that.
/ravi
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Lynx or it ain't so!
And now a joke for old people of Britain and the Commonwealth...
They used to keep a big cat on the set of Coronation Street. It was always popping in to say "Hyena!"
... and to pre-empt the scoffing mails ... Oh yes it is! Look it up!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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You should be pelted for your lack of felines towards cats!
Marc
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One of the few I have actually laughed at.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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One of the many that I do not understand
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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0x01AA wrote: One of the many that I do not understand That's a good thing. Some would consider it a very distasteful joke.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Leo - lion - cat
tard - retard, mentally challenged.
I'll leave now...
Marc
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Thank you for this Bruno
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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So what do they make these[^] out of?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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And why can't you get bitards and tritards!
The public deserves to know!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: And why can't you get bitards and tritards!
Who says you can't?[^] Who?[^]
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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9082365 wrote: Who says you can't?[^] That one I like.
9082365 wrote: Who?[^] What pr0n site did you fine that on on?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's a good one, you should send it to Puma Thurman.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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My favorite so far. So delightfully un-PC. Kudos, sir!
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Now I wonder what they make cusstard of
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Due to the heathen Swedish midsummer night's festivities, of Dionysian proportions, this week Friday happens on a Wednesday!
What I have been wondering is: If Britain leaves the EU will I have to declare all my objects explicitly again?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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According to the Remain campaign, you won't have time: Europe will be embroiled in World War 3 by Christmas if we leave!
All we've had for weeks is doom, gloom, and scare tactics from both sides...
I'm going to be glad when it's over, whichever way it goes.
[edit]
In case you think I'm joking: 'Brexit' could trigger World War Three, warns David Cameron - Mirror Online[^]
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So all my objecs will be deleted . And I will be left sitting with a bunch of invalid pointers. Where is garbage collection when you need it!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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megaadam wrote: Where is garbage collection when you need it!
Trying to garbage collect politicians will consume all your system resources.
Marc
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I can imagine how the log of that would look like.
> Beginning Garbage Collection
> Discovered: politician object discovered
> Attempting to collect
> Error! Collection failed. Corrupt politician
> Attempting to quarantine corruption
> Quarantine failed.
> Political process has been irrevocably damaged due to corruption
> Terminate political process? yes/no
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Foothill wrote: Terminate political process? yes/no
YES!
Marc
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megaadam wrote: Where is garbage collection when you need it!
They come once a fortnight, if you're lucky.
And the "leave" campaign will probably try to find some way to blame that on the EU.
Or immigrants.
Or both.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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