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Nathan Minier wrote: that has more to do with graphics interfaces (DirectX, OpenGL) than with the hardware itself
To an end-user, does that distinction matter?
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So Stephen Curry mouthguard[^] is in auction and its starts in grands. That's insane. Who want to buy my chewing gum. I've banana, strawberries, peach. ... Bid start at a price of $1.00.
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How many NBA Championships, MVP AWards, and season records do you have?
Britney's chewing gum sold for $14,000 in 2004 but I don't know what the current market's like.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Uh, ... um, ... never mind
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Well, if what we were always told as kids is true, if you spend enough time on that site, you will end up "visually impaired".
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I regret I can only click once on the upvote.
TTFN - Kent
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[all vocs in a flat monotone]
MAN Yes, ma'am, I know what I gotta do
WOMAN Oh, please help satisfy my needs!
MAN No problem, Ma'am. Lemme just grab this here and twist this there...
Y'kow, I can't wait to go blind!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Stephen Hawking can get some work on the side...
TTFN - Kent
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Someone called Stephen, That's my name.
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I've always liked Mother's Playboy magazine at the beginning of Sneakers.
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So it's like a Game of Thrones audiobook?
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i.e.: blow by blow narration of the events
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Narration: Kent is sitting in his home office, at his desk browsing the Internet for interesting articles to post on the Insider News. He's wearing a Bob T-shirt, sipping on a latte, and hasn't shaved yet this morning, giving him a sexy Indiana Jones kind of look. He encounters a CNN article that he thinks might be interesting to us deprived / depraved geeks, but gets distracted by a video of a curvaceous woman getting into a cab, clearly on her way to a date. At this point, Kent's wife walks into his office and notices the video, and in a sarcastic tone, asks "Is this work related???" Kent is startled and spill his latte (not too hot, fortunately) on his white tennis shorts, and his wife starts laughing hysterically.
Marc
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You forgot the ascot - it goes so well with a Bob t-shirt. And as for those runners, you just can't get the coffee stains out.
I really need to put some tape over my laptop's camera.
TTFN - Kent
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Maybe a good hit for the scientists, but it didn't create the hype, which was created previously. Even though the sound was clearer this time.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Hmm. Some deity is using black holes for bongo drums.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Hoy! Your Deity is creating black holes all over our universe, dividing gravity by zero! How many bongo drums does He need, for heaven's sake?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Cornelius Henning wrote: How many bongo drums does He need, for heaven's sake? It's the same formula as that used to compute the number of bicycles you can buy (or camera lenses, or whatever floats your boat): One less than the number that causes a divorce.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Someone was crawling, jumping here and there, phishing, looking my docs and emails. Finally able to block it. Thanks god!. Winner tools are winpcap, fiddler, adblocker,... many more that kept as secret.
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All you had to do was revert to weven or XP, and microsoft would have stopped doing it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Note to ryandev: That is how things are different, now.
MS haters in the past were just haters, but abusing the trust of users -- to the point of losing even die-hard supporters like me -- has taken them over a very strongly delineated crevasse.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: That is how things are different, now. Really? Microsoft is reading my emails? Dang them!
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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