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So a lazy, non-obedient dog is unintelligent?!
Garfield is the most unintelligent dog on earth...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Garfield is the most unintelligent dog on earth...
...are you sure???
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My statement, has the same scientific base as Stanley Coren's book - I observed it and decided to be so!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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...and again, I have learned something new!
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: So a lazy, non-obedient dog is unintelligent?!
Good question  . That's how it's counted. How else we could measure it? With their deep-thinking looks?
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Collies are bright dogs - it can be a problem because they get bored really easily, and need a lot of stimulation, company, and activity to prevent them getting destructive.
And Afghans are indeed the "McDonalds worker" of the dog world... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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My ex-neighbours had an Afghan and ... oh dear, but he was thick.
They wanted to stop him getting out - big dog, could hurt you if knocked you over, or get badly damaged by a car. So they put up a gate. And as long as the gate was closed, it worked wonders. Not a tall gate - he could almost have stepped over it - but if it was closed he couldn't get out.
That it wasn't connected to anything - no fence, no wall - didn't matter. He never once even considered going round it because it was a gate and he had to go through the gate... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Years ago, while I was overseas, Mrs bought an Afghan in a moment of madness. It too could have stepped over the gate, but chose instead to run, full tilt, into the paling fence. Repeatedly.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Actually I'd class that highly intelligent. The abstraction of an injunction from a symbol (think road signs), a sacramental relationship, if you will, requires smarts!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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oops! really? Couldn't believe this. Poor creature looked beautiful.
I have dealt with German shepherds more. I tend to forget it's a 'dog' by the way it behaves. Found them highly intelligent. I could just talk to them, literally. They understand every damn thing!
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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They're the dog of choice for the sheep farmers in the UK. We used to have a programme called "One Man and his Dog" on British TV. It was a weekly competition between 3 shepherds to see who could complete a series of tests with a flock of sheep. The fastest dog won. It was fascinating to watch the dogs work to just whistles from the shepherd.
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I remember it! It was an excellent "back from the pub, had Sunday Roast, collapse in front of the TV" program.
Then they lost Phil Drabble, and it was never the same ... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So true - RIP, Phil Drabble
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I have watched these programmes too . I think on Animal Planet channel. They were lovely.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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That's not what is important, what matters is EQ in today's market-lead, team-based world.
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Right! [^]
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Interesting. Russels are recognised by The Kennel Club and so are eligible for Crufts. They're also recognised by the Australian Kennel Club.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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yea!  I just love them. But I heard, they are quite short-tempered.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Vunic wrote: 6.Shetland Sheepdog
Sigh... I miss my Sheltie... He was a brilliant dog... No wonder they call that breed "Miniature Collies". Didn't need any training, just understood everything. Only downside was that he would bark his head off whenever the UPS or FedEx guy rang the bell.
Vunic wrote: 7.Labrador Retriever
Had one of those too, before the above... Friendly dog, but seriously dumb as dirt... I mean, dumb as a bag of rocks... Almost as dumb as the folks in QA (rimshot)
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I think almost every dog breed that takes care of sheeps, turns out to be an intelligent one. Thinking where things might have clicked for them
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Our labradoodle is the dumbest dog we have ever had. There are protozoa smarter than him! Our two wolfhounds are both very smart, though. Just a tad on the goofy side.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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From personal experience, Jacks are very clever dogs and AKC / CKC can go die in a fire for not including them. If you want thick-as-pig-sheet then go for an Airedale; beautiful, noble and destined to special needs classes at obedience school.
I would question 'intelligence' on any gun dogs; retrievers doubly so. Gun dogs are good at simple tasks, the McJobs of the canine world.
Get a Jack. Get two.
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: From personal experience, Jacks are very clever dogs
You have owned one?
Nagy Vilmos wrote: I would question 'intelligence' on any gun dogs; retrievers doubly so. Gun dogs are good at simple tasks, the McJobs of the canine world.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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