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I like having my mouse wireless because it is moving constantly and the cord gets hooked on anything and everything that it can get hooked on but I am starting to prefer a wired keyboard as I have not owned a wireless keyboard that didn't have problems getting the keystrokes to the computer in a timely and organized fashion.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Foothill wrote: I like having my mouse wireless because it is moving constantly
Get a wired trackball - you move the "mouse" with your thumb, and once you are used to it (takes a few days as you are using muscles to power your thumb that you don't exercise much) they are brilliant - particularly for delicate work as you can click away at the buttons without the mouse moving even slightly.
I've been using them for oh...more than twenty years now and I wouldn't go back. They are a bit slow for action games, but for sniping? Perfect!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You move the mouse with your thumb? What do click with. Your pinky crossed under your wrist? Oh wait, you're one of those sinister people, aren't you? Do they not expose them at birth in Wales anymore?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Oh! Weird! How do they stop the ball rolling away?
I just have the standard Logitech USB Marble Mouse[^] mesen.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I'm getting this one!
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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..do you remember when a mouse came with a cord, and a hard plastic ball on the underside?
That's what I'm using
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: do you remember when a mouse came with a cord, and a hard plastic ball on the underside? And you had to scrape the cr@p away from the rollers every couple of days?
FTFY!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Every week.
..but then the thing just works, without a battery dying in a battleground.
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Rofl! stole it from the museum?
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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I might have to one day, if this one would die
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Along with those 8" floppies the DOD is using?
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Don't mock my raid-5 720k floppy drive!
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Don't be surprised if they also use some old IBM 350's
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Two practical jokes I've played on colleagues with those.
- remove the ball; place it in the drawer. The use was getting frustrated because it wouldn't work and almost called for a replacement before looking. This is also shortly after we moved from VT terminals to desktops, so not as used to the 'feel' of a mouse yet.
- find an identical mouse; loosely tie the cords together leaving one plugged into the desktop unit; drop the mouse plugged in behind the desk; put the unplugged mouse on the desk with the cord hanging over the back of the desk. Because the desk was so close to the wall, it wasn't obvious there were two items at play.
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evil!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Calculate the typing/clicking time/battery power you spend on CP.
It's a drug, I tell you! A drug!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If we have to draw a chart to illustrate the ratio between Power-spent-on-CP vs Power-spent-on-other-things, the chart would come up like a Pac-man shape[^].
You'll know it clear. What makes up the Yellow part!
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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I have a Logitech set that (supposedly) lasts for 3 years on one set of batteries. It's been about a year and a half since I got them, and they still are on the original set of batteries.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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XKCD OTD[^]
Elephant! I feel old...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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They let 4 year olds vote in the USA????
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Where's your math skills? The atrocity of September 11 happened in 2001. So, a voter today that would be too young to remember 9/11 (who is going to vote this year) would need to have been about 3 or 4 years old on 11 September 2001, making them 18 or 19 years old on 8 November 2016.
BTW, my son, who was 3 at the time, vividly remembers the attacks.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote: on 8 November 2016 It's my birthday!!!
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