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Gamblers anonymous are to release a range of beef products, from cows exclusively fed on raw cannabis. Nobody gambles when the steaks are that high!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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A rather grizzly attempt at humor.
(hey - I'm just ribbing you!)
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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The punch line is a little long for this one. I lost interest after my brain had to process all of the subject tokens in the two sentences.
Anyhow, the steaks are ALWAYS too high, in cholesterol and fat - that is why they taste so good.
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Would make for an interesting steak joint.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yeah - but I'd worry about the roaches.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I think any roach problem would burn out pretty quickly, just imagine all the cool music you could pipe in.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Are you speaking in the flesh?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I can see that venture going up in smoke.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Should the class Ophthalmologist implement IDoctor?
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No, but he must implement IGlasses
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The implementation should definitely be written in C#.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I shall reply, intern, with a worse pun:
Be patient and examine what kind of treatment you expect(orate).
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I do enjoy IBrow humour.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Would you put a lid in it!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Clearly we don't see eye to eye on this. But being your pupil, I will learn to focus better.
/ravi
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Hmm, that wasn't as corneas I thought it would be.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I dunno, that seems like a pretty myopic view.
/ravi
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Love thy neighbor as thy self . . . but don't be stupid about it!
(Musings at 6:00 AM Local Time)
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Love thy neighbor as thy self
Unless you are suicidal. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I do! I just don't love or like myself so much. 
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I tried loving my neighbor... but her husband got mad. 
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