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Is the hardest part of being a vegan getting up at 5am to milk all the Soya?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Please aspargus puns involving food.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Yesterdays thought has this one beet.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It's a tofu job but someone's gotta do it!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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...build a little town, and name it "Penis" so I can laugh when I get mail. Because the address would end with "Penis, NV".
BWA HA HA HA HA!
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Care to explain? I do not see any difference with "NY" or "WA"?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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It ain't as funny when you have to explain it... :/
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Yeah, he's ruined it here really.
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Might not be as funny, but I was lost in translation.
Next time I'll remember to try the phonetics again.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: little town, and name it "Penis"
But then everyone will refer to you as the owner of the little Penis.
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So what's new? His wife already does....
At least she told me so last night...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: At least she told me so last night...
You, my friend, like to live dangerously!
Marc
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Johnny J. wrote: At least she told me so last night...
Didn't know you and John were romantic like that. That's so sweet.
Jeremy Falcon
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Well he open carries and drives a powerful V8 car, what do you think people say about him "behind his back" all the time?
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Well, I am in fact compensating for something. I need a car with more power to haul my freakishly large penis around.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Yep. time to clean the pepsi off the ole' monitor.
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Indeed. I have heard many people refer to you as a massive dick.
This space for rent
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PompeyThree wrote: But then everyone will refer to you as the owner of the little Penis.
In this context, the correct term would be "mayor".
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Please spare us your penis fantasies and go shoot some guns instead
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You think those two aren't somehow related?
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Meanwhile, down here we have Nothing, AZ[^]. Talk about NV!
Will Rogers never met me.
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