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Serious? It was meant as a joke, as I know how much you like Bacon...
But ok, here's my explanation (at least that's what I can think of):
Degree educated - BA (Bachelor)
criminal - CON (convict)
hero - SANDWICH (Earl of Sandwich???)
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Close enough:
Degree educated BA
criminal CON
hero SANDWICH (see Hoagie) is the ultimate food!
BACON SANDWICH
(Though in reality, the Ultimate Food is Sate from a street vendor in Bangkok!)
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U. G. Leander wrote: Serious? It was meant as a joke, as I know how much you like Bacon...
Nobody simply jokes in Mordor.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Nobody simply jokes in Mordor.
Wales is not Mordor.
Trust me on this: the rain would have drowned the fires of Mount Doom long before the Ringbearer got anywhere near!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
He: I can't tell... if it's an "A sharp" or if it's a "B flat"!
Another he: Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all "B flat!"
Which movie?
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Fingering 101
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Piano in a Mineshaft
(c) Old Jokes Productions Inc.
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The fart orchester
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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Which, to all excess, being led by a Hobbit.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Nobody simply plays music in Mordor.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Grease
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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A flat hit
Find More .Net development tips at : .NET Tips
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Rambo deflated
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Baby on Board
Think about it; think about it...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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As many of you have probably noticed, I have not been as active on here since moving to Qatar in early 2015. I just took a look at the Who's Who to see how far I had slipped down the list and was very surprised to see that it wasn't actually that much, all in all only about 6 places. Not that it is of any really importance of course!
Have the heavy hitters really all gone quiet lately? Or is there just a few at the top end who are really just all moving together....
I know that DD has obviously gone quiet on here, and now fills my newsfeed on FB with dog pics and politics.
What is everyone else up to? @OriginalGriff you must have all the gossip........
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Well DD has grown up and taken his toys, DeathByChocolate has runaway, Nagy still around and so is Griff, John Simmons shows up now and again. But not a lot has changed, saw some of your posts (sand storm is interesting looked like you were on Tatooine!)
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glennPattonInThePUB wrote: sand storm is interesting looked like you were on Tatooine!
My eyes the next morning didn't think it was interesting!
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Well, apparently someone has run over Paul Robinson on "Neighbours" after he blew up a hotel according to Herself...
But apart from that I know nuffink!
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OriginalGriff wrote: after he blew up a hotel
Allegedly blew up a hotel. 'E wuz framed! That mare Terese will have some explaining to do when the truth comes out, I can tell you!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Don't tell me, tell Herself!
I just hear it in the background while she watches it.
(And think of this...Androids[^])
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DaveAuld wrote: Who's Who
That's how I keep score too.
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I'm kind of afraid to ask, Dave, but what does "Who's Who" in this context refer to ?
Glad to hear you're okay in Qatar.
cheers, Bill
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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People must really get into CP momentarily then get distracted with other things. I've been in and out for a while now too.
I was really into the site when I was doing a lot of Windows targeted development, but now I'm just about 100% in the Linux side. This specific site doesn't seem to target the Linux users quite as much, I still do come in and lurk from time to time but def not as much as I used to.
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Welcome back, Dave!
I've been absent a lot, as well - no time for programming projects. I do think of you now and then, when I visit the maternal unit in the PRC; there's a road I pass in Rancho California named Auld Road.
I've quit my job working for a moron, and I'm studying gunsmithing. I also plan to do some machine shop work, model making and prototyping stuff, since I've invested a healthy chunk into metal-working tools. If one or the other doesn't work out, I'll probably be flipping burgers for the rest of my life.
Will Rogers never met me.
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