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Did you know that you can't start a sentence with because because because is a conjunction, but you can use it thrice consecutively in the same sentence?
Strangely enough, his profile does say he's from India, so that fits.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Damn damn damn! This is originally from a legend south Indian speaker "Anna Durai[^]", who is well known for his play of words in different languages.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Vunic wrote: You can try something similar to this?
The smelt smelt smelt.
I came up with that one in 6th grade.
Marc
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You must be one of those little cousins of Dr. Suess.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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I am doing some online lab and one of the requirement is "Provide Screenshot of you making a successful REST Call using a REST Client(i.e SOAPUI or Advanced REST Client(Chrome))"
One can interpret that this is a selfie requirement where I need to take a picture of me with REST Call in the background ?
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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Only if you normally take selfies by pressing ALT+PRNTSCRN...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Only if you normally take selfies by pressing ALT+PRNTSCRN... Perhaps OP is an AI bot?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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So a selfie would be a core dump?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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At least you don't have to pout.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Duckface software! Noooooo......
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Looks like a duck, programs like a duck, so it most likely is a duck.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You have to wash first, then someone has to take a picture of you napping on the couch.
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... Because a) the guy in charge of our department promised delivery without consulting me about how long it would take, b) requirements were still changing at 7pm when I left for the day, and c) I didn't get a good chunk of the source data until about 4pm (four hours later than promised).
To top it off, he came into the office at 6:45 and said that it's actually okay if we don't deliver today.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
To top it off, he came into the office at 6:45 and said that it's actually okay if we don't deliver today.
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You get used to them.....everyday my day is a minimum of 13 hrs. I start at 6am and the earliest I finish is 7pm but usually closer to 8pm. At least after 3 weeks of them, I get 3 weeks off, which kind of makes it all worthwhile!
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: it's actually okay
All is well that ends well !
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I am sure they don't know about your .45 ACP.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Oh, he knows. He's an Army Captain that doesn't think civilians should be allowed to own guns. We've had words.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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A member of the military not supporting the constitution? Whatever happened to the "I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States"? He should be shot - by a civilian.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: We've had words.
I presume he is more quiet now that you have proved him you can shoot his kneecap from 150 feet away.
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I hate those days, with the typical outcome of a large pizza into my gullet.
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...and d) you left the gun at home...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I get paid by the hour (insert obligatory "that's what she said") so if I work more than 8 hours, and I'm up to it, my bank account doesn't complain. For me, working long hours is great, every now and then. I don't think I would want to do it day in and day out, though.
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I'll get comp time. By the time next Friday comes around, I'll have more than a day of it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I'll get comp time.
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