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bryce wrote:
Coz all you buggers forgot Congratulations on completing your 365-day cycle
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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It's a leap year, so 366.
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Many happy solar tour completion celebrations dude
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How old ya Kiwi prick?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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while you_are_fine_with_it
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and and and
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Congratulations!
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Happy birthday!
bryce wrote: Coz all you buggers forgot I didn't, it just wasn't your birthday yet in my timezone
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That which one does not know, one cannot .. er .. um ..
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Congrats survived another year.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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you have no idea how close you are to the bone on that one :/
B
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And many more, until you're 404!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Shouldn't that be 410 Gone?
[Edit]
For those who believe in an afterlife, that would be 301 Moved Permanently
[/Edit]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Mine rhymes. Yours doesn't.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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WOGGER!
you old goat - aint seen you in ages!
B
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I'm a much older goat, now! Retired from a rotten job working for an obnoxious, inept arsefardle, and focusing on gunsmithing and developing a machine shop. Glad to see you're still kicking! And another year older, I might add...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Can't forget something I don't know.
Nevertheless I wish you a happy one!
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I didn't forget, I just couldn't give a flying monkey turd!
veni bibi saltavi
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HBD and Mandy Moore! It's a typo if it doesn't come true.
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Here is the thing. I live in land down under called Australia and property prices here are 12 to 15 times your average wages before tax. I am 32 and still renting and no hope in hell I can save 20% deposit to get loan even if I live off noodles for few years ( or may be I can if I only live off noodles ). There are many reasons for property prices so high here but I am just questioning what it takes to buy a first home ?
How long did it takes you to buy your first home ?
Edit
Thank you for your responses.
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
modified 9-May-16 0:00am.
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I was 30 and a big chunk of the down payment was the only stock option grant that ever paid off for me. It turned into a money pit with neighbors from hell. I sold it at 36 and swore I'd never buy a home again.
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I'm in that situation now. Neighbors always throwing trash in my yard or rocks at my siding when I'm not around.
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I guess you've tried to speak with them about that...
Could a sign and a fake or even real camera help?
what can make people behave that way?
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I have thought of a camera with a motion detector.
I don't know why people behave that way. I like to be left alone, so I leave people alone.
A main problem of owning a house, you just can't get up and leave very easily or cheaply.
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