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Johnny J. wrote: As for the shirt, it doesn't matter - I can never keep it clean for more than 5 minutes anyway
That's because you fill your foods with molten fat!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No, that's because I'm flucking clumsy!
Which is also why the missus declares ladders and chain saws off limits to me...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Together or separately?
veni bibi saltavi
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Doesn't matter. Same goes for axes - ever since we went to see this incredible show[^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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You try to help and what do you get? Problems!
veni bibi saltavi
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Not at all - I was just trying to provide today's reason to have a drink...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
modified 10-May-16 5:05am.
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Well, if not, then I'm sure they will be when the burger is ready...
I thought that for an extra crunchy burger, I might try a bicycle[^]. But then I realised that I would need a bigger burger press...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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How about Crunchy Frog? Crunchy Frog (Monty Python)[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Am I right in thinking there would be a real frog in 'ere?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Curry!
How about a nice onion curry base, succulent and spicy?
In fact there is loads of weird stuff you could try, like prawns, or sushi ginger and wasabi. Guacamole even!
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Preserved lemons and ras al-hanout, perhaps....
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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good film that, very good in fact.
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Damnit, it's barely 9 in the morning. It's too early to make me this hungry.
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Barbecues are bad for global warming.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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How about if we barbecue in the winter instead?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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You can't do that because your woolly gloves will catch fire, Silly!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My burgers contain 2 ingredients. No more, sometimes less. Anyone adding egg, onion or flour to patties they bring to a bbq at my place will not be invited again.
Mince beef and finely diced Carolina Reaper[^] chillies are what go into 'em when I'm making.
modified 11-May-16 17:35pm.
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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The day after can be a little... er, interesting for the uninitiated.
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That's what I like!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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I humbly submit my suggestion of sauteed mushrooms and gorgonzola cheese. Yummmm...
Will Rogers never met me.
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I've become productive.
You?
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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So that's why you are in the Lounge......being productive.....
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