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Murders Kill Road, Athens, NY, USA[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Must have something to do with the Washington Irving story...lots of Sleepy Hollow / Headless Horseman street names around there.
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DaveX86 wrote: lots of Sleepy Hollow / Headless Horseman street names around ther
Ha!
All the adjacent roads are nominally connected. I didn't even notice that!
... But it's still safer if I don't let the missus navigate.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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They had more imagination than these guys Commonwealth EVERYTHING[^]
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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That wasn't stupidity or sucking up; it was an act of cruelty -- have you seen Singaporeans try to pronounce "Commonwealth"?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: have you seen Singaporeans try to pronounce?
FTFY. The only time I was on the phone with a Singaporean technician I had to plead for a text chat.
I think from the outside it was funny: a heavy Italian accent contrasted to a heavy Singaporean one, practically a gag from Laurel & Hardy.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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Have you ever seen a cauc (aussie but it applies to many others) try and explain to a Singaporean taxi driver which Commonwealth he actually wants!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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On the Benny Hill show, maybe?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's a statement of fact. Murders do kill. Look it up on google. 100% fatality rate.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: 100% fatality rate.
Somebody didn't watch this week's episode of Castle!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Derived from the Middle Dutch "moeder kille", or "mother river", perhaps?
That seems to be the accepted origin of the Murderkill River[^], at least.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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So this weekend I put my desktop PC on the kitchen table and had grand plans of going back to PC gaming.
Turned out my PC got a bit slow so I decided to do a clean install (Windows 7).
Unfortunately it remained slow and, worse, kept hanging on updates and installs.
It's pretty useless to me now and I've put enough time into getting it to work again.
I'm now looking for a new PC and I figure it should last me at least five years.
Unfortunately I know very little about hardware.
I found the following:
Intel® Core i7-6700 (3,4 GHz) (4 cores)
8GB RAM
240 GB SSD
2TB SATA
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 950 (2.048 MB)
And of course Windows 10 Home 64-Bit (OEM) 
The only thing that's really bothering me is the price tag: €999,- 
I could go a little cheaper, but now that I'm going to spend money anyway...
Would be a major bummer if I spent a lot of money and couldn't play the newest games.
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Five years? 
I'd double or quadruple the RAM.
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The one I have now is about five years old. It worked fine until, well, last weekend.
Unfortunately, doubling the RAM is relatively expensive.
I found a good PC just like the one I had in mind, but double RAM, something about CPU turbo boost, blu-ray burner (instead of DVD, but the last time I burned a CD must've been in high school).
It costs €200,- more, but I'd only do it for the RAM.
I could buy an extra RAM card, but even that is an extra €70 to €80.
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Sander Rossel wrote: I could buy an extra RAM card, but even that is an extra €70 to €80.
I think that's well worth it. I put 16GB on my laptop, which I now use as my main dev box, it's soooo quiet, and hey, the built-in battery backup has been really helpful when the vacuum cleaner blew the circuit breaker, hahaha. The 16GB gives me room to do a ton of things, including running an Ubuntu VM with 8GB dedicated to it.
Marc
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I've just paid £40.00 for 8G of ram from a company in Birmingham.
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Mike Mullikin wrote: I'd double or quadruple the RAM.
I second this. 16GB is the absolute minimum I would put in a new machine, and if you could leave room to expand to 32 in the future it would be a good idea.
CPallini wrote: You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him.
:Smile:
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Under 700 euro's (though my spec is two or three years old)
Intel Core i3-32170 @1.80GHz (4 cores)
16 Gb RAM
128 Gb SSD
Custom built with Win7 preinstalled as I know nothing about hardware either. Uses 65 Watt when turned on - compare that to your desktop. No moving parts either, no fan, no harddisk - just silence and a Windows that boots in 4 seconds.
Dragon Computers[^]
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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That's seems like a good box. better than mine.
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I recommend the Gigabyte Brix Pro[^]. I absolutely love mine, which I bought a year ago. The box measures 4" x 4" x 2.5".
i7 4th gen, 3.2GHz, 16G RAM, 500GB Samsung fast-write SSD, HDMI and mini display port video at 4K each. I use mine for development and it screams (I run Win 7 Enterprise). Power-on to Windows login prompt takes about 5 seconds. If you're a gamer, consider buying the gaming version.
Performance stats[^]
/ravi
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Based on my assumptions (i.e., shaky hypotheses) about what your modal use of the computer might be: I think you'll need at least 16gb. of ram.
cheers, Bill
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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I have an Asus ROG Gaming laptop with 24 GB RAM, and it can run pretty much anything. An SSD really helps as well. I can run two instances of VS 2015, Firefox with 20+ tabs, An instance of Blender, AND a local Jenkins instance I set up to do builds and perform analysis. All at once. With no lag or crashing.
(This was from before the NVidia testing in production issue that forced me to refresh the system. I haven't installed Blender or Jenkins again, yet. The Jenkins setup was a bit haphazard to say the least.)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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If you don't plan on over-clocking it, you could get the one with the locked core that comes with a stock CPU cooler, put the extra money towards more ram (I'd get at least 12 gigs).
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i7s start at about £450 in the UK, perhaps look there (if you dont mind a UK keyboard).
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What is the intended use of the computer ? work, play, ?
an i7 is not really useful for regular work (IMO), get a top i5 instead; get 16meg of ram.
I'd rather be phishing!
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