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Obligatory resurfacing of my only pirate joke...
Q: What goes "Pieces of seven, pieces of seven"?
A: Parroty error
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About time you got some new material then ...
Why did Blackbeard give up shaving? Corsair
Why did Captain Kidd wear a balaclava? Privateer
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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The Flying Spagheti Monster approves!
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Imagine a mix up if I were gone? That would be a puzzle or those in the shed!
(6)
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It's an ENIGMA to me!
Imagine a mix up if I were gone? Anagram of IMAGINE with an I missing.
That would be a puzzle or those in the shed!
(Don't get the shed bit tho...)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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People like us would likely have been in there
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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My favourite Italian chef has died – he pasta way.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's a sad pizza news!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Indeed. What a pici.
/ravi
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His daughter, too. E' morta Della.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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A fu silli comments passed through my head...but I'm going to resist.
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Wasn't hitting the sauce too much I hope?
It goes without saying
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He wasn't half man half horse was he...he would be the Centaur of attention.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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It was a car accident. His car was all dente.
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Sad indeed. Nobody was there to cure him.
Life is too shor
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Is ziti had a health problem? I was alfredo him this getting out of hand, but vino this never a problem in the lounge. Hopefully, it was painless and he pastina short while, unlike when his uncles wife left us: antipasto a better place.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You need professional help
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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From Ricky Gervais, you mean? Why? I think Griff is doing fine on his own?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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So I've been given the word: learn android development. Fortunately, my bank gave me a Samsung Galaxy something or other a couple of months ago so I have a handy test-bed I don't care much about.
So, step one seems to be to get a development environment. Or connecting the device to Google so I can get "Apps" and see what everyone does with these things. Perhaps that should be step one.
My first source? Turn to CP. But - take note - I didn't post a Q&A.
I'm just looking at articles and the environments they used. Once I get started on this Sisyphean [^] adventure, I'll get back to you all.
Most likely, in a Soapbox appropriate manner.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I did hear Xamarin is built into VS now, and that it's free. But didn't know about Petzold's book. Back in the days, 'Petzold's book' used to be the windows programming one.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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