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Damn!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Obligatory resurfacing of my only pirate joke...
Q: What goes "Pieces of seven, pieces of seven"?
A: Parroty error
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About time you got some new material then ...
Why did Blackbeard give up shaving? Corsair
Why did Captain Kidd wear a balaclava? Privateer
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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The Flying Spagheti Monster approves!
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Imagine a mix up if I were gone? That would be a puzzle or those in the shed!
(6)
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It's an ENIGMA to me!
Imagine a mix up if I were gone? Anagram of IMAGINE with an I missing.
That would be a puzzle or those in the shed!
(Don't get the shed bit tho...)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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People like us would likely have been in there
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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My favourite Italian chef has died – he pasta way.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's a sad pizza news!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Indeed. What a pici.
/ravi
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His daughter, too. E' morta Della.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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A fu silli comments passed through my head...but I'm going to resist.
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Wasn't hitting the sauce too much I hope?
It goes without saying
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He wasn't half man half horse was he...he would be the Centaur of attention.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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It was a car accident. His car was all dente.
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Sad indeed. Nobody was there to cure him.
Life is too shor
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Is ziti had a health problem? I was alfredo him this getting out of hand, but vino this never a problem in the lounge. Hopefully, it was painless and he pastina short while, unlike when his uncles wife left us: antipasto a better place.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You need professional help
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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From Ricky Gervais, you mean? Why? I think Griff is doing fine on his own?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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So I've been given the word: learn android development. Fortunately, my bank gave me a Samsung Galaxy something or other a couple of months ago so I have a handy test-bed I don't care much about.
So, step one seems to be to get a development environment. Or connecting the device to Google so I can get "Apps" and see what everyone does with these things. Perhaps that should be step one.
My first source? Turn to CP. But - take note - I didn't post a Q&A.
I'm just looking at articles and the environments they used. Once I get started on this Sisyphean [^] adventure, I'll get back to you all.
Most likely, in a Soapbox appropriate manner.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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