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I've never read anything so insulting in my life!
Why, I'd quit, if you said such things about me!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Why, I'd quit, if you said such things about me! Promise!?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I never lie, I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't gamble, and I've never touched a woman!
(Hey, one out of five is a whole 20%!)
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Oops.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well, when P3's sitting in the corner, crying, we'll know who to blame.
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I have a feeling it's someone else, using a different username, to take the piss.
<Spooky music>
You can play with your words, but you can't hide from a linguist...
Da-Da-DUMMMMM!
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I had the same feeling...
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Unless of course, he's cunning...
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No, I don't understand. Could you explain, please?
I hate it when people hit me with jokes I've never heard before.
Oh, here's a good reality joke for programmers!
The supermarket in my town (a town which is so tiny that it's sooooo proud of having a supermarket) was, until last year, a "C1000" supermarket
The C1000 chain sold its locations to other supermarket chains, and this one became a "Plus" supermarket.
I am still waiting for the big "C" plastic-sign-thingy to be delivered, so I can sneak out, one night (it's a really small town, so I don't have to worry much about people seeing) to stick it in front of the "plus".
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I'm not even going to try to explain that one in the lounge!
But aren't you going to need another plus as well?
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OriginalGriff wrote: But aren't you going to need another plus as well? Nah, I'm old.
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I really shouldn't have upvoted you for that, because I'm absolute shite at geography.
Where's Patagonia?
It's outside the door of the plane, when you land!
That's my limit.
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Hey, Ragey, where ya bin?
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I do not know how to take this question... I am not a troll.
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I'm asking where you've been; I haven't seen you here, lately.
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Thanks for caring ! I am pretty busy with some big issues at work, and have also been away in trainings, the kinds where you do not have time to sign in.
Also, I realize that I *might* have reached a CP saturation level, so stepping back a bit is ... not that bad.
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Rage wrote: Also, I realize that I *might* have reached a CP saturation level, so stepping back a bit is ... not that bad. Yup. Too much of even a good thing is still, by definition, too much.
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Actually - his mistaking her for the Scottish PM (her younger identical twin).
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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If you want to respond to super do it in the Soapbox, which is where you should have posted your emission in the first place.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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and keep politics out of Lounge
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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You're the one who asked.
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Well , it sticks to the theme of irony
cheers,
Super
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That's deep
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Not me! I sold my vacuum cleaner a few days back. It was just collecting dust.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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