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The Grim Reaper came for me last night, but I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with Death...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Now that one sucked.
[Edit] Doh! too slow, I need more
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Getting beat off doesn't always bad
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OriginalGriff wrote: I beat him off TMI
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Of corpse you'd come up with a comment like that.
Carrion with your posting.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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OriginalGriff wrote: Talk about Dyson with Death...
But he'll likely Hoover around for a while.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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Was he dragging you into the vortex?
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Hope the dust settles soon from this joke - otherwise I may start coffin...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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"Please insert floppy..." Eh...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Well, that wouldn't work. Maybe a hard-drive?
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Windows 10 install is the most difficult to abort
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+5
I went to the adult coloring book, screen-grabbed the bottom image and sent it to my son.
Now . . . I'm just patiently waiting . . .
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Hilarious.
Even if I like Windows 10. It's been good to me.
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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On this day in 1945, British and Canadian soldiers liberated the Bergen-Belsen Concentration Camp. Richard Dimbleby described the experience[^].
veni bibi saltavi
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Just to lighten the mood after reading that:
Nagy Vilmos wrote: History Today
That's you, that is![^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: That's you, that is![^]
Yet another example if British humor (pardon me, humour) that I do not get.
Marc
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It's two elderly professors acting like immature children, trading puerile insults. There's not a lot to "get".
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I'm not sure lightening the mood was the right road to travel.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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On this day in 2013 two cowardly brothers set off bombs near the finish line of the Boston Marathon killing 3 and injuring 250+.
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Then hundreds of even bigger cowards rolled through residential neighborhoods boston in armour, pointed weapons at random people and searched all houses
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OK...
What would you have done differently?
You might want to take this to the Soapbox.
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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