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I see a '2' there. Bro you missed it. This is still not for real men. Rofl
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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People who write methods with multiple bool arguments are the ones who should be fired!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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True!
[OldNewThing^]
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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(Note to self: In future, use Enums with only two valid values)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's a better option than having multiple bool arguments. Or even one bool argument, if it's not obvious what the value means.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Hello there. Since english is not my first language so I got confused when my potential future employer asked me this question (after watching presentation of products ) and I quote
Quote: What type of cooperation you think we can do?
In what context he is asking this question ? Thanks for teaching me some english here
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I feel the need to clear that: I have worked on certain opencv products. And I was presenting to him that his company does not have these products and I could be employed to work on these.
modified 14-Apr-16 3:39am.
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Django_Untaken wrote: presentation of products
Django_Untaken wrote: What type of cooperation you think we can do?
This words big warning "red flag" for Multi Level Marketing. Has he also mentioned "This project I'm working on", exciting opportunity, etc
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I suspect that he's trying to find out how you feel you can contribute to the future development and success of the products he's just shown you.
But...his English is worse than yours!
The way it would probably be put in English might be "How do you see us working together?" but it's not that clear without the context of what else is going on.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Django_Untaken wrote: What type of cooperation you think we can do?
You can cooperate by paying me twice as much salary that what you pay for this job. Apart from this, cooperate by paying my mortgage and paying my credit card bills.
I think the question is not phrased properly (I am not a native English speaker though).
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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The word "grudging" comes to mind.
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So this woman comes home after a day of shopping to find her husband in bed with a beautiful, young, blonde girl.
Of course she's furious, but just as she's about to leave her husbands says "Wait, I can explain..."
"When I drove home this afternoon I saw this girl at the side of the road.
She looked tired and sad so I stopped and offered her a ride.
She said she had not eaten in days so I offered her the leftovers you left in the fridge.
Her shoes were old and worn so I offered her some of your good shoes that you're not wearing anymore because they've gone out of fashion.
She was cold so I gave her that sweater I got you for your birthday, but which you don't wear because the color doesn't fit you.
And then I gave her a pair of your pants that you don't fit anymore."
"Then just when she was about to leave she asked me: is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?"
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I don't know what amazes me more...
The fact that you find stuff from 2011 and 2001(!), the fact that you would look for it, or the fact that you've remembered it
Anyway, I apologize for the Leslie
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Sander Rossel wrote: I apologize for the Leslie
Why apologize? I never saw the joke before.
BTW - Never apologize here in the Lounge; it's not worth the effort.
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You're right, I apologize
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You seem to be in a funny mood today.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Never apologize! It's a sign of weakness.
- John Wayne in "She wore a yellow ribbon". Later copied by Gibbs (Mark Harmon) in NCIS.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Don't mistake my kindness for weakness.
- Al Capone. Later copied by me in The Lounge
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Sander Rossel wrote: Anyway, I apologize for the Leslie Apologise instead for the use of "anymore", which isn't a word, so has no more meaning than a bunch of random letters.
My work here is done.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So why would anymore not be a word anymore?
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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It was never a word anyway, so anything you say is anyirrelvant.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That would depend on your reference. "Anymore" does not appear in the compact edition of the OED (c) 1971, but it does in the The Oxford English Reference Edition (c) 1995. It also shows up on dictionary.com and merriam-webster.com. Merriam-Webster have quite a nice discussion of usage Here[^]
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Thank you for saying something.
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Yes, well, I think we cam leave Merriam-Webster's joke book out of this.
It's not just an Americanism, which would be fine, but it's a Hicksville Americanism, from the dumbest of the dumb, so intelligent, educated people should avoid defending it.
With only one notable exception, words beginning with "any" are pronouns, for pretty obvious reasons.
"Anymore" is just an anomaly, which makes even less sense than the other 33,000,000 anomalies in the English language.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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With the amount of (arguably misplaced) pride Americans have in everything American, I'm surprised the language hasn't yet simply been renamed to 'American' instead of English. Then those 33M anomalies go away (after all, it isn't English anymore! )
Disclaimer: I am American. But no, I'm not proud of it.
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