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Needless ray-cism!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Your post has a sting in its tail!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Your post is close to Steve Irwin's heart
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What an an oafish pun!
Life is too shor
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Well, I'm hooked on this humor.
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So that salt you can come up with today, chum?
We all shore hope this eel tide you over for a while.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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He may be in need of some kelp.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That urchin would never accept it without some crabby remark.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Possibly, but we should give him time to mullet over.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm just replying for the halibut.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I should have seen this tuna.
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Please squid this nonsense now!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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seaweed's your problem. Always sponging our fun away.
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Jesse Glover wrote: Always sponging our fun away.
Indeed, indeed. It's always disheartening to sea anemone of fun!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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We can crawdad back into these fishy puns without the naysayers.
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Warning : video may be traumatic to some people, no gore though.
The victim was jay walking, but that car was speeding big time. At least 2 x the speed limit for that street. Apparently, the driver was under-age as well.
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Well that's gonna leave a mark.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Nish Nishant wrote: Victim did not survive.
Ok, not sure why you saw the need to post it here, did you know him?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It was all over India media sources the last 2 days, and that video was somehow quite impactful. Since I don't use Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram, this is the closest thing I have to a social media presence, so I thought I'd post it here.
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I suppose it happens everywhere, in Chicago, we have all sorts of videos (just google 'Laquan McDonald shooting'). Unfortunately, I'm so desensitized at this point that very little fazes me.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yeah, I have seen multiple similar videos here, but this is my first time seeing something from India, did not even know they had CCTVs on streets these days.
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Interestingly, that Indian CCTV footage seems to be of a far better quality than typical CCTV footage we get here where the resolution seems to be 100x80/4-bit color or something like that.
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Agreed, it's an unexpectedly sharp image.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That's because the support team is just around the corner.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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