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OriginalGriff wrote: EM (it's printers space) Yikes!
An em-space/dash/whatever is the width of height of the font -- i.e. if your font size is 10(units), then the width of an em-space/dash/whatever is 10(units) (source: Em an' En - Real Slim'n'Shady[^] heh)
Dear me, what do they teach in schools, these days?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My mother was a printer for many years back in the offset litho days, and I ended up running the a Print Society at school - which meant assembling forms from type cases.
So when computers started to catch up with proportionally spaced text, I had a head start on all the terms!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ditto mum and dad ( Binder and Monotype keyboard operator) I too had a jump on the jargon users
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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iTeam
it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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there is in French équipe! Il n'y a pas que je dans l'équipe
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OriginalGriff wrote: There's no "I" in "TEAM"
But there's 5 I's in 'one f***ing amazing individual'
Will never forget the day a colleague said this in response to our manager stating that in a team meeting.
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Well.. if you shuffle letter, there is ME!
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There's no "I" in "TEAM" - management slogan used to whip devs into cleaning up someone else's mess.
it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Did you tested for potty-mouth?
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So only rich people need apply, eh?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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This should be a mandatory part of job interviews as well, the world over.
The mind boggles at how an adult can manage to whiz on a toilet seat (regardless of gender! )It boggles even further at how they aren't decent enough to wipe it up...
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Kyle Moyer wrote: The mind boggles at how an adult can manage to whiz on a toilet seat
Wow, you really gotta get out more. Or take an anatomy class!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I gotta go do some weeding, but thistle only take a moment.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The EU will force you to let weeds stay in the garden.
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But it's only for private consumption, I'm sure...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Quote: The EU will force you to let weeds stay in the garden Hippie alert! Hippie alert! The EU is turning out to be run by hippies!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Hoe Hoe Hoe. Yet what ideas will stem from the thoughts you've just planted?
Another dirty secret, perhaps? You can vine all want, but whither you like it or not this thread's gone to seed.
Just one of those daisy'd rather not have gotten out of bed.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I'vy a hard time digging up a joke to post
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C'mon. Leave the weed alone! What will your politicians smoke if you destroy the weed?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Anything! They don't inhale...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Marie Antoinette said: "Let them eat cake."
I say: "Let them smoke their socks!"
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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But they should be more careful about getting sap on black dresses.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's a dandy line!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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