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Has it never occurred to you to, you know, just give up computers? Take yourself off to the Himalayas or a desert somewhere there's no electricity? You obviously hate everything everybody in computing does and all this bile can't be good for you.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I already live in a forest, in an area where cows and sheep outnumber people: without computers, I'd have to trade for a padded cell.
I just can't get behind the moronic "if it's broke, we won't fix it, but if it works, we will!" path that MS has been going down, for the past decade.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The best version of Word, as I saw it, was Word 6, which was around in 1996. Simple, and functioned well.
And then Word 7 came ... and things started going down, I feel.
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It is a tragic thing to outlive your fans.
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Was he your fan?
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Hhahahahahahaha!
That's so cruel!
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".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I'm reminded of 'Sing Me Back Home', what a great song.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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RIP Merle
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Oh no! Just this easter holiday I visited my parents and after I had setup their old record player we revelled in listening to their old records. One of them was a collection of Grand Old Opry best of featuring Merle. He will be remembered!
So sad!
Here's to you Merle Merle Haggard, I think I'll just stay here and drink.[^]
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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A classic. Would love to hear the Grand Ole Opry albums...when country was country not the crap they're playing now a-days.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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Mike Hankey wrote: when country was country not the crap they're playing now a-days
Amen brother!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Mike Hankey wrote: when country was country not the crap they're playing now a-days.
I can relate to that sentiment! There was even something called Country here in Germany that could only be called utter crap at its best, benevolently speaking that is.
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Hear! Hear!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Well they said that in the eighties too.
Remembering Hank Williams and Johnny Cash.
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It's a bit weird that only yesterday I was talking about needing to live in a boxcar to be true Country!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I*'ve never been a fan of country music, especially the whiney sort that he pioneered, but he was truly a great entertainer. If there is any logical reason for Bakersfield to exist, Merle's it. There's nothing else there worth seeing.
Will Rogers never met me.
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I've come up with a WPF wizard component that seems to work fairly well. It has several configurable features:
- An option navigation panel (a list box that lets you pick any wizard page in any order)
- Optional buttons (all buttons are optional, but they all default to being displayed)
- Optional display of header (I call it a banner)
- In the banner, optional display of subtitle and banner image (compiled as a resource in the application assembly itself)
- Ability to intermix linear and conditional (based on some condition on the current page) page navigation via the Prev/Next buttons
- Most of the mechanics of the code is black-boxed, but most of the methods and properties are virtual so the programmer can change anything he wants.
- The wizard itself is implemented as a user control in its own DLL assembly (and the base window and page classes live there, too)
- There's a SharedData object that is an ObservableCollection of what amounts to key/value pairs (acts like a Session variable container on a web site), and allows you to share objects between pages, the parent window, and the wizard control itself.
I know there are a bunch of other WPF wizard implementations, but I figure you can never have enough choices. Now comes the hard part - writing a supporting article...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
modified 6-Apr-16 14:12pm.
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Nice! I'll be watching for the article.
Will Rogers never met me.
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And when you think you finished it?
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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There is one in "BLIND", but it doesn't work.
I'll get my coat.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I never understood that remark. Is a team not a collection of individuals?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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A cookie is a collection of flour, sugar, eggs, vanilla, chocolate chips, and butter
Each item is no good by itself, but puts together creates an overall good product
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