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england made a government for India that didn't need it
So it's fair India can invented a dialect of English
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I find certain races ridiculous. IndyCar per example, they just drive around in a circle.
it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Yeah, they call and say "I'm Larry from MyRecruiter.com and I'm calling from Pennsylvania."
I usually respond with please hold on a second, and come back after about 10 seconds and say, "I can't find Pennsylvania in India."
You can tell that it catches them a little off-guard because there's a short delay before they start talking again. Then, I try to get them to tell me where they're really calling from because "we can't possibly start a business relationship based on a lie".
Nine times out of ten, they own up to the fact that they're calling from India, at which point I tell them that I can't, in good conscience, deal with an out-sourced recruiter without compromising my own principles regarding out-sourced programmers, and I demand to speak to someone actually located in the US, working for a US company.
If it goes beyond that, I ask them if they're a "senior recruiter", then they should have noticed on my Monster profile that I refuse to relocate, and that I abhor the complete disregard for my wishes already displayed by someone that claims to be a "senior recruiter".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Most time for senior position they will offer telecommute opportunity to potential recruit
Be careful not to become angry and firing guns at the phone
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I find phone-smashing to be extremely cathartic (in the non-literal sense, of course).
I've never tried it with a firearm, but just the thought of it transports me to a happy place...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I ask them if they're a "senior recruiter" If they answer "Yes", it's probably because they've only ever managed to recruit seniors, who have advanced senility.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Does your stalker Pikachu when you play Pokémon?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Pikachu
Gesundheit!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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If you teach a parrot to only say 'parrot', you basically have a Pokémon.
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It throw poop attack to hurt nose and noise attack agenst ears
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Your jokes are getting a little Slowbro, they're making me Krabby and a little Drowzee.
Sometimes they're just really Farfetch'd.
I'm not sure if you should Exeggcute them differently or if they're just Marowak.
Anyway, if you get a Chansey if you can make some less Oddish jokes.
I've been Seaking good Pokémon jokes, so I guess it could be alright if you don't Jynx it.
And yes, I was young when the original 150 came out
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I'd rather pick a chewing gum.
Life is too shor
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I refuse to take part in this abomination! However, not to leave empty handed, I'll add one more to last weeks eye-based edition:
If an eyeball has a wet attitude, is it seen as having an aqueous humor?
Another damn act of un-called-for desperation.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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It's round about now that you wish you'd paid attention when Pokemon cartoons were on the telly. I got nothing!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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My wife asked me
"While you're out can you get milk, if they have eggs can you get 6"
I still haven't come back and the trolleys getting full.
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So you remembered the beer then.
You still haven't told us what brand and OG wants to know if you got the bacon.
This space for rent
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To busy going between the egg and the milk aisle at the moment.
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Sooner or later you're going to throw a StackOverflowException.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I always have an exception to StackOverflow!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ya I do to. If you like rude people, head over to SO
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Wow!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nice! have a
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I was going to the shop to get some Beer when the wife asked me to get some milk and if they have eggs then get 6. When I came back she asked me for the milk and eggs but I hadn't got them because I'm a man and wasn't listening when she was droning on.
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There's an important lesson to be learned here and you haven't told us what it was. What type of beer did you get?
This space for rent
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