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Software Zen: delete this;
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MarcusCole092076 wrote: meticulous Satisfaction guaranteed?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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With a meticulous assassin, you get "the victim is history".
With an imaginative assassin, it's "the victim is geography".
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So, who should you hire to get an alternative ending?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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The assassin with the switchblade, obviously!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Your humor kills me.
/ravi
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So? Was it a surprise or not???
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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You're dying to know, aren't you?
/ravi
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I predict this thread will be another dead end.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It could hit the headlines!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You're right on the mark.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Why do I get the feeling you're targeting him?
/ravi
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Of corpse I'm not!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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OK, let's bury this argument.
/ravi
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Alright, so long as there are no grave consequences.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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So what is it now with the death silence?
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It was only after some very unfortunate events that he realised the careers counsellor had told him to be constantly improving his skills!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Of corpse you expect people to join you in this.
Well - it's not that bad a pun. Carrion with what you are doing.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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The law requiring microchipping of all dogs in the UK comes into force tomorrow. Of course the news has to be presented in a balanced way so lots of free publicity for the intellectually challenged opponents [^]of the law, the comprehensive defeats they suffered in the whole legislative process notwithstanding. As if I wasn't depressed enough!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I prefer Fish & Chips!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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You think this won't eventually apply to humans? ![Laugh | :laugh:](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/smiley_laugh.gif)
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Um, you know that flu shot you had last year...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yep. That's a loon.
"Dog chipping is a solution looking for a problem. The most simple way of identifying a dog or reuniting him with his owner is the use of a safe collar with a tag that has contact details of the owner."
Right - and that's working really well so far...
And criminals would never remove the collar when they steal a dog, would they? OK - yes, the chip could be removed - but it would leave a distinctive wound / scar which would identify the animal as stolen.
Methinks whoever wrote that normally dumps their dogs when they get too old or sick to be bothered with - or is "into" dog fighting...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Okay... not being from the UK and hence not affected or aware of the law previous to now, I do have some questions.
What happens to a dog if found without a microchip? If the dog is feral or has been abandoned, what is the fate of the dog? A few years back, a dog decided to move its litter of pups under our outbuilding. It wasn't my dog, I don't know who's dog it was. Before I could call the county, the dog moved the pups again.
And... why dogs? Why not cats? What is the reasoning behind the law.
Is there a population that may have dogs, but doesn't have a recognized address, such as the people mentioned earlier living in the traffic circle. How do they register their pets?
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