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That's all you need to deploy your first cloud solution...
Great! Now all left is to find a problem, that need cloud - a few days most...
(What an idiotic advert)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Now all left is to find a problem, that need cloud
A drought? Just 2 seconds. What, ya moaning about?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Well, I've always got five minutes for a coffee (or perhaps a beer) and a chat.
But a cloud? Nah, thanks - I'll pass.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Build a solution, the problem will come ?
cheers, Bill
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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Ain't it so true!
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Cloud solution appeared instantly over Hiroshima
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on thin splinters of sacrosanct shared experiences,
the trolls dangle their bait, and, we, take a bite,
from shame, or fear, rather than howl for humanity
shamed by bored schadenfreudists' misuse of tragic
no one wants to be tagged for tipping a sacred cow,
no matter the cow's a cheap paper cut-out standing
in cardboard fields spray-painted with green grass:
a stage-set built by a very lonely audience of one
yet, nothing's offered here, on our collectivity's
altar, that's not shared within us, to some degree,
even if it exists only as a poltergeist in fantasy,
or, will-o-wisp flitting in memories' dismal swamp
my revulsion looks in a mirror, and sees revulsion
looking back with an accusing, leering, evil smile
license: CPOPL (Code Project Open Poetic License).
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
modified 3-Apr-16 8:22am.
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I Haiku'd it for you.
The perfect world sits
As a wistful dream unbidden
LOL U N00BZ
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Score: B-
Your second line has eight syllables.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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Poignant, purposive, and penetrating. Just three of the words that won't be appearing in my review!
There once was a coder named Bill
With far too much time left to kill
So he rattled off verse
It couldn't be worse
Oh where is that headache pill?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Pearls before swine.
:oink!:
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aaryan42 wrote: Pearls before swine. Shred before reading.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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aaryan42 wrote: Pearls before swine.
Your point?[^]
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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If trolls are something that you cannot bear
Remember their words come from less than a tongue
Sent through a medium slighter than air
From their level of substance, look up to see dung
License: CPOL (Cr@ppy Poems Only, Lads!)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You get my vote, Mark
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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A Leslie on you own post in a single thread? That's got to be a Guinness World Record!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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There are few things more enjoyable to wax lyrical on than rissoles on the Interwebs.
What adds to the gusto is that few of them can understand anything that requires the appliance of more than three brain cells for more than three seconds.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A bit of blues rock[^] for ya. Don't say I never give you nothin'!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Dayam!
Thanks for that.
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I recently read an interview with Chris Robinson of The Black Crowes and Chris Robinson Brotherhood[^] who said about Joe Bonamassa "he's a Donald Trump on guitar, I hate that guy with his fake blues".
Admittedly I hadn't heard any of Bonamassa's music, but now that I have I can see his point
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Chris Robinson, who has pissed off everybody including his brother, is no more than a rhythm guitarist, and can't make his mind up what genre he's supposed to be representing is hardly a source of wisdom to which I am inclined to bow. It's not like every guitarist that ever lived has not had similar charges thrown at him at some time.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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