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Now that I have a cleaning lady
No more vacuum cleaning, mopping, dusting, descaling, and the only windows I've ever cleaned are on the computer anyway.
She'll be coming first time next week.
Can't wait to invite guests without worrying about when I last cleaned the toilet
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Make sure you hide your "stash" well, or it might end up on the coffee table.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The only thing I've got stashed is heaps of dust
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If you are talking pr0n then you just dated yourself big-time. Who the hell buys the paper stuff anymore?
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That's the trouble with computer pr0n -- instead of a staple, you're more likely to get a paper-clip.
(And yes, Clippy is alive and well, on win 10 -- they just don't show his picture alongside the annoying text, any more)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm busy cleaning, vacuuming, dusting, etc. Seriously considering getting a cleaning lady, sometimes it's really worth it to pay someone else to do the dirty work. Plus it's job creation. Just difficult to find trustworthy ones where I live.
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I know someone who lives in my neighborhood and has a cleaning lady.
So I asked about his and now she'll work for me too
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A cheaper solution for you.
Always keep "Get well soon!" cards on the mantelpiece - visitors will assume you have been ill and too unwell to clean...
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The mantelpiece alone would cost me more than a few years of having a cleaning lady
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I've got an Eastern European cleaner but I'm not that impressed.
Slovak?
Yep, takes her ages to iron as well.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Ask her to get your coat.
I'm sure she'll move pretty quick.
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Polish?
Doesn't f***ing look like she has!
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Plus, you find the place is cleaner anyway, because you tend to tidy up before the cleaner gets there...
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Sander Rossel wrote: maybe I should clean a bit as to not scare off the cleaner...
See what I mean?
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Make sure you get some Viakal in.
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Dave Schilling, the Grauniad wrote: Like a big, wet glob of fetid bird droppings tumbling down from the sky, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice has landed with an audible splat...
I think he likes the movie!
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One of the local reviewer say that it is mostly a trailer for the rest of the "Justice League" movies that will invade the theaters in the next few years .
I'd rather be phishing!
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I have to confess that I didn't want to see it in the first place.
Marvel studios have knocked out some fun romps, but the DC crew keep making nonsense.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Any film with "vs" in the title is bad
Batman vs superman
Aliens vs predator
Mega shark vs crocosaurus
Mega shark vs mecha shark
Mega shark vs giant octopus
Mega shark vs vs Kolossus
Mega python vs gatoroid
Dinocroc vs supergator
Etc...
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Just the title of it is wrong.
They should never be against each other.
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No, I grew up a while back.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: No, I grew up a while back.
Sorry to hear that. Must be awful!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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