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They are stepping it up! 
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Nish Nishant wrote: They are stepping it up!
I assume you are referring to Eclipse. 
Marc
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oh just to extent there cloudy reach ehe
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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They first claim to be your friend. Just when you feel comfortable, they will slow replace your activities then boom! Conquer! Taken over!
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Right, that's all the worst IDE in the world needs: the ribbon.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Doctors and lawyers charge you pretty coins for every advice they give.
You wouldn't think twice asking a geek an advice. We should do the same to make our advice more valuable too.
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They can do so because you need them. Once a dev cannot be missed, the same applies.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Jeremy Falcon
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You should start immediately
That'll be fifty bucks, plus tax
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Doctors and lawyers do give out free simple advice to friends and family if they want to.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Don't call them geeks!
veni bibi saltavi
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Oh I don't know, I wouldn't want to be called a nerd either.
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The reason IT has developed so quickly and been so beneficial to so many is largely because if the open-handed generosity that many developers have when it comes to sharing knowledge.
It's one of the things I really value about the developer community - the willingness to share knowledge and help others for nothing.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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 I concur. As the lone programmer in a business with over 500 staff members, I could not do my job half as well without the very valuable and free advice of our Code Project community. ![Java | [Coffee]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept that there are some things I just can’t keep up with, the determination to keep up with the things I must keep up with, and the wisdom to find a good RSS feed from someone who keeps up with what I’d like to, but just don’t have the damn bandwidth to handle right now.
© 2009, Rex Hammock
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But, but, but.... yeah I guess. We are cheap bunch any way.
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That wouldn't make the advice more valuable, just give it a higher price.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Leng Vang wrote: Doctors and lawyers charge you pretty coins for every advice they give.
Not if you live in a civilised country.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Try telling it "F*** You!"
It saved itself from getting slung through the window.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not tempting enough to buy an iPad, just to tell it F* You...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Ah, Glasshopper, if you write reviews, you get freebies.
I bet they wished they'd looked at my review before giving me the freebie.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: if you write reviews
Where are they published, I'd be interested to read them.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I don't do much of that kind of thing, because I don't like dealing with marketing morons (and my calling them that at every opportunity kinda dissuades them from asking me).
I got paid extra for that one, though, in return for a promise not to publish it elsewhere 
I can bitch about the itoy as much as I like as "just a guy on the Interwebs", but I can't make the same statements in a formal publication.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What did it do? I can't find anything on t'interweb, but that's probably more a reflection of my google-fu than anything else...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It replied, in a polite but vaguely hurt-sounding tone, "Hey, l don't think l deserve that".
Gave me the biggest laugh I've had all week.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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