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Call them, ask them where they are, and if there phone (the SMART one *) is with 'em or not
*As the phone you're calling on, might not be the one they consider to be SMART enough. It would have told 'em about your intentions otherwise
*Ahh, where's my coat now *
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If that person is a relative or so and wants to share that position, you can always install a tracking software there.
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Cool - Claudia Schiffer is a relative of mine (I promise! )
Now, what software should I install on her phone, and how?
Nicola Tappenden is also a relative, and I'd really like to tap hers (phone, that is!) - Can you help me with that as well???
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
modified 11-Mar-16 3:52am.
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"and wants to share that position" is an important part of my message...
Just ask her her phone and install the tracking software.
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Look. The judge told you that you had to stop following her.
This space for rent
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You're still smarting over that one aren't you?
veni bibi saltavi
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I'm hoping he's found a loophole
This space for rent
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It'll show up on an x-ray, but I don't believe it's possible for it to travel too far once it's in there.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Put a really long arial on it and attach a tasteful yellow flag to the end.
veni bibi saltavi
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Call them and say "where are you"
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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Microsoft Edge. Go figure.
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General opinion seems to be that it doesn't need any help from Windows Update to be broken!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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True, but now it's 100% broken.
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So the update is a real improvement then?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sadly, it's broke, broke. Only goes to show you that they can really make things worse when they do or don't intend to.
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I just opened it (for the first time in months) and it looks just like it used to: dull, and childish.
It browsed to CP without falling over...but I'll stick with Chrome.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Mine comes up, but won't display the usual drivel images, and I can't enter a URL or go to any of the bookmarks that I have. Will have to clear my cache and all that to see if it fixes it.
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But then how are we supposed to download Firefox or Chrome?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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If it didn't break Chrome, who gives a sh*t?
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How does he download Chrome if he doesn't have a working browser?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Download it BEFORE you apply the patch.
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I was thinking about a prior Lounge posting about learning web development.
I know next to nothing about web development, except moderate experience with WEB API development using MVC, WCF, and some SignalR.
It sees to me that to be truly proficient in Web Development using a Microsoft stack, one would have to learn and remain proficient in:
ASP.Net MVC
JavaScript
Angular.js
HTML5
CSS
and there's a boatload of things to learn hat are just words to me:
Backbone.js, Ember.js, jQuery, Coffeescript, Handlebar, react.js, node.js, express, wordpress, Drupal, Magento
and god knows what else.
Am I making this more difficult than it is, or is it really this much work?
Thanks
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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In theory, Angular or jQuery don't count as Microsoft stack. You can use MVC with the built in Ajax helpers and Razor. But of late, a lot of people are mixing MVC with Angular (mini-SPA approach).
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Also keep in mind there are a multitude of browsers which may not consistently render the same page. Other points to consider are mobile devices and responsive pages.
At some point, you will feel pain.
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Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
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You're making it more complicated than it is.
I once did the same, so I wrote a series of blogs about it: Web development #1: Internet and the World Wide Web[^]
Maybe it'll help you
Basically you need to know a bit about HTTP, HTML, CSS, JavaScript, and a back-end language such as C#, Java, or PHP.
Everything you mentioned comes down to any of those languages.
Pick a few (or one) and be done with it.
The only Microsoft thing you mentioned is ASP.NET MVC by the way, it's your C# back-end framework.
Angular.js, Backbone.js, React.js, and Ember.js are just front-end JavaScript frameworks (running in the browser). They make the work there a little bit easier by pushing you in a certain coding style and direction (they provide HTML binding, templating, and MV* coding style). In no way are you obligated to use them and you usually use just one of them.
jQuery is a JavaScript library for the front-end that makes working with the HTML document object model (DOM) a lot easier and also solves lots of browser incompatibilities. It's probably the most used library around. If you're using one of the earlier mentioned frameworks you probably don't need jQuery as these frameworks have their own methods you can use.
Node.js is just more JavaScript, but now in the back-end (and so replaces your C#, Java, or PHP).
Express is a framework often used with Node.js. Node.js is fairly light-weight and keeps a lot of work to the user, Express has implemented a lot of it for you (such as parsing, routing, etc.).
CoffeeScript is a language that compiles to JavaScript (so you don't have to write actual JavaScript).
Handlebars is a templating engine that helps you to build up HTML. It's often used with Node.js and Express.
Wordpress, Drupal, and Magento are something else. They are Content Management Systems that run on the web. Rent some web space and you can probably install any of them (and more). They're used for creating blogs and pages. They can be customized using, you've guessed it, HTML, CSS, JavaScript, and PHP.
Out of all those I know how to use just a few plus a few you haven't mentioned
If you're interested in Node.js, Express, and Angular.js I've also written a series of blogs about those: MEAN web development #1: MEAN, the what and why[^]
Good luck on learning web development!
It's not really as hard as it may seem to you now, but there's a learning curve nonetheless
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