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Legend has it that you've no shame and your pun-call shore's that up.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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... you just don't make the gradient
veni bibi saltavi
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you're drawing a blank.
Hogan
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... my last waitress quit because you kept drawing peninsulas on the napkins!
... kept showing her your peninsulas.
modified 1-Mar-16 23:39pm.
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He was just hoping he'd scale to the topograph of JOTD.
However, the survey is still out on that, cuz the joke is not as planetable as he'd of hoped from his zenith'd theodolite stadia.
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... you've borderline personality problems.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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because you are incontinent
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I forgot to post this yesterday:
Dad Science, Parts V-VI: the answer isn't simply wrong . . . it's far more convoluted than that.[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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hilarious! Thanks for the introduction. (I'd never met that comic before)
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Kennedy died Sunday at age 91. He was one of my favorite actors.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Leslie Nielsen[^] died in 2010 at age 84. He was one of my favorite actors.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Quote: Leslie Nielsen[^] died
Philistine! Are you looking for trouble?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Dragline: Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me - with nothin'.
Luke: Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
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He played the role of a wild man in the forgotten movie "The Pink Jungle." His character justified his wild behavior with the fact that he was from Johannesburg (South Africa). Being from SA myself, I kinda enjoyed that!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
modified 1-Mar-16 10:31am.
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One of my favorite movies.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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Especially the Car Wash scene[^]
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Awesome scene, had forgot about it!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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I believe he played in all the Airport movies.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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George was the only one in all 4 Airport movies.
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How will anyone ever make another cheesy disaster flick without him?
RIP George, and thanks for all the hours of good, clean entertainment!
Will Rogers never met me.
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I've had the honor having lunch with George at his house (Eagle, ID) on multiple occasions (in the early 2000's), and pop-in visits here and there since.
While a 'tough-guy' on the big screen, George was a big marshmallow teddy bear through and through in small Eagle, ID.
A big Man with an even more grand heart.
As noted in the article Remembering Idaho’s Humble Hollywood Great George Kennedy[^]:
In Hollywood, George Kennedy will be remembered for his great work and awards. In Idaho, he’ll be remembered as truly a Gem State Treasure.
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I hate email signatures.
I hate huge ones that contain every conceivable piece of contact information they can think of.
I particularly hate the above on emails from people in the same bloody office.
I hate ones that include the email address like the email doesn't know where it's come from.
I hate ones that have a fax number like it's the 1990s.
I hate ones with images, especially if the image makes the email client think there is an attachment.
I hate ones in Comic Sans, you're not fun and wacky, you're a twat.
I hate people who cannot be bothered typing their name at the end because they just let the standard sig handle it.
If you cannot be bothered signing off with you name then you're getting nothing back from me either.
I'm in a grumpy mood today.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Beautiful.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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