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Arriving well before everyone else that works here, I can crank up my desktop Altec-Lansing's and play what I will.
A part of what has become somewhat of a ritual is playing, in sequence:
TRUCKIN'
CASEY JONES
UNCLE JOHN'S BAND
By the time they're through with me, over fourteen minutes later, I cannot help but feel - well - just a little bit drugged. There are even days when I follow this with some really sweet blues.
As an aside, some of you should take note that I start out the day feeling extraordinarily pleasant - the grumpy is done to me.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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My go-to mood lifter is ELP's version of Fanfare For The Common Man (the full 9:40) at ear-bleeding volume - not least because it really annoys my very noisy neighbour! 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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A good 'Eyes of the World' and 'Morning Dew' would do it for me. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Movie Quote Of The Day
My life, old sport, my life... my life has got to be like this.
Which movie?
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The old, the bad, and me
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
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MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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MessageBox.Show(!string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(this.signature) ? "This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature : "404-Signature not found");
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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OJ Simpson from prison
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Life of Brian? 
Rewease Biggus Dickus!!!! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Aren't you just a regular Naughtius Maximus.
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Crucifixion? Line on the left, one cross each! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Er, no, freedom actually.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Ignore him Naughtius, he thinks he is the messiah but he is a very naughty boy. Might be your son.
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Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Living life on the Dark Side!
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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My life is more like The Far Side than the dark side.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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If you want to be ahead of time, check LEAD[^]...
IMHO, rewriting is only necessary if performance is extremely important...Also notice that LAG (and LEAD) can gain you performance only if you use hard coded offset values!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: If you want to be ahead of time, check LEAD[^]...
Or make the Offset negative.
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MSDN: offset cannot be a negative
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Oh, when I tested it on Oracle I could. Oh well...
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