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We did nothing. It kept it's needles, okay there were a lot fallen but it still looked good, and smelled lovely.
veni bibi saltavi
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Who have you lent it to?
In other news, Ice and a Slice Ltd[^] just opened up at the end of the road out of my village.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Cambridge and/or Half Hitch. If they Winchester Twisted Nose BUY IT ALL!
veni bibi saltavi
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Movie Quote Of The Day
I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
Which movie?
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Mars Attacks!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Bill Gates - The Poop Water Story
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kanya West's Garden Posse
veni bibi saltavi
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The Day of the Triffids (1963)[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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That's fruitlessly scornful
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Brokeback Mountain
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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When Tarzan met Jane
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
modified 15-Feb-16 7:07am.
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Have you read the book, no Pirate Ninjas in the film!
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One Night with Paris
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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The Bruichladdich Gin[^] Story.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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mmm, Bruichladdich. I'm a whisky fan myself, so mmmmm...
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Two glasses and one bottle, or two bottles and one glass?
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I spent my Valentine's day praying to get classes on Monday off. Lord heard my prayers and I will get a chance to sleep tomorrow for a long time.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Who is this Valentine? Do I Need to know him? Oho... wait I Need to check my wife, maybe she has a relation with him
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Sounds like two bottles to me.
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My wife and I always celebrate Valentine Day on some day other than Valentines Day - we hate crowded restaurants, long waits to be seated - reservations are hard to get - and artificially inflated prices. Plus, working in a hospital environment, I am in the office today (and every Sunday).
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I was considering taking a box of mice (the squeaky, warm, furry kind) and visiting one on every restaurant in town. But telly's not too bad tonight so maybe I'll wait for next time it falls on a Tuesday when there's never anything worth watching.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Three glasses and one bottle.
Marc
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