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If she brought Cinderella milk, butter, and cheese every day, would she be a Dairy Godmother?
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Yes. From her head down to her lactose.
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I see you're going to milk this one for everything it's got.
/ravi
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He's udderly mad.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I curd that too,
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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The mood turned sour here, everyone trying to whip the milk.
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Well, that cud explain a lot.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yeah, he got creamed.
/ravi
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He was sour 'cos he got whipped.
/ravi
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I think he just cut the cheese.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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That joke will get you moo'ed off stage.
Jeremy Falcon
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There's no whey that's gonna happen.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Well it was cheesy a joke.
Jeremy Falcon
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True, it wasn't as sharp as it could've been.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I herd that.
Jeremy Falcon
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Depends where she lived. If Cinders was on an island she'd need a Ferry Godmother, in Ireland a Derry Godmother, and in a war zone a Wary Godmother to bring her her cow juice. Me, I drew the short straw and got a Fiery Godmother. I've still got the scars!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Sounds like a recipe for udder disaster unless the Fresh Prince of today's idea of a Princess is a callipygian Kardashian.
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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You join today and your first post is a link out to a survey. Err no thanks. Your overuse of bold in the message has put me off clicking the link.
This space for rent
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:sniff: :sniff:
Is that pressed meat I can smell? 
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Morning reading for those of you who don't use CP merely for jokes and crossword puzzles.
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