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I think you'll find that most of the 5 star ratings are ironic. The first review is a satirical classic! You may just find that the reviewer is selling you a bridge!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I must confess I didn't read all Amazon reviews, I have now and most of are of ironic (like powering with a solar panel and playing an Enya CD) some of the shorter ones I fear aren't, leading me to the conclusion that breeding should require a licence. I do recall the odd film & book from the 1980's that that was wrong, know look at where we are!
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Watch selling bridges. Someone sold one to a Yank and they moved it to Arizona.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I have a new hero and his name is Jaggy.
This space for rent
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That's so nice of you to call me your hero
Oh no, I have now revealed my Amazon alter-ego.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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About as useful as a machete, which I thought it read at first. Forgot my glasses and blind as a bat.
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They forgot to mention one thing:
This works only on Planet Krypton.
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OriginalGriff wrote: "Nobody can be that stupid". Surely it's crystal clear to you now.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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"Circle the stone around the computer twice daily"
Forget that - I'm not getting under my desk for this!!
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I went ahead and sent this to my friend at Malwarebytes... For some reason, I don't think they're going to incorporate it into their business model...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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It's all true, Griff. I've had wonderful results from large crystals of gold (Au) in every endeavor! Try the Malachite; resistance is rutile...
Will Rogers never met me.
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...once again?
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That's one hell of a queue for the loo!!!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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No FOSW ? Hallelujah ! No acronymic-mystery-posts ever: well, maybe that's too much to pray for
«In art as in science there is no delight without the detail ... Let me repeat that unless these are thoroughly understood and remembered, all “general ideas” (so easily acquired, so profitably resold) must necessarily remain but worn passports allowing their bearers short cuts from one area of ignorance to another.» Vladimir Nabokov, commentary on translation of “Eugene Onegin.”
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Seems like everyones's glad that there's none today
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For sure as long as you are around, we have enough cryptic text in CP...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Most of the time I cannot understand your posts. This time, well understood and I agree.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I didn't solve it and am not on the hook.
However... it is not even 7:30 AM here... and people are asking for the FOSW?
Consider that people are not necessarily in the same time zone and adjust accordingly.
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Well, the rules say:
When to Post:
10 AM - 11AM CEST
which was two and a half hours ago....
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Uncheck the box for treating recommended updates like important updates in your Windows Update settings.
If not, it will Auto - Install Windows 10 for you. They say you can still stop the installation, but why bother if you don't have to.
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I have been using Win 10 for a while now, and like it. However, there are still some issues, like the display driver problem that is reported in this thread:
The Lounge - CodeProject[^]
I don't consider it wise for Microsoft to basically sneak 10 in as an update, until they have at least got it more compatible with all hardware customers may have.
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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Since the old times I learned to uncheck everything and Do not check for updates. If and when something stops working / needs an update I'll check them and install the bare minimum.
Who remembers Sasser?
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
If a coffee bean is between the Earth and the Sun, is it a Java Eclipse? -- Sascha Lefèvre
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Why disable checks instead of the half way house of notify me when updates are available?
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