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Bill Johnson, brash Olympic downhill champion, dies at 55[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Well he was at his best in the early 80s. It was all downhill from there.
What? Too soon?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I hope he clears the pearly gates.
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Just popped over the top of 50k rep 
Cool 
modified 22-Jan-16 16:25pm.
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Congratulations. Especially because the points are mainly based on authorship.
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yup, *really* have another wee few to go for it to be pure authorship, but still, a good buzz to push for the next 50 ! 
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AJSON wrote: Just popped over the top of 50k rep
That and buck will get you a cup of coffee.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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lol, not in my local unfortunately! .. its 1.75 
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Careful the air up here gets a little thin at times.
Congrats!
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I'll just sit here with my account a few months from a decade old with 7.1K in the point bank..
Just kidding, congratulations! 
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> before hanging up my pointer->pants
love it
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Congrats! Mostly for authoring too, impressive!
And here's a few points for your awesome debating skills too 
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thanks
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and I tought it is your new yearly salary 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Congratulations! You're doing a good job 
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Not Overheard Conversation of the Night
Sun to Earth: "you rock."
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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..because the Venus, nor the moon would ever be called a rock.
I'm melting.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Earth's reaction: "you're hot."
Sun: "moon me."
Earth: "your space or mine?"
I'd fit a joke about Uranus and black holes in there, but that's not Lounge material
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Carol, a blonde city girl, marries a Cornish dairy farmer.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to Carol:
'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the rail above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'
So then the farmer leaves for the fields.
After a while, the insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.
Carol takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one...right here.'
Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks,
'Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?'
'That's simple; by the nail over its stall', Carol explains very confidently.
Then the man asks, 'What's the nail for?'
She turns and starts to walk away and with complete confidence, says over her shoulder ......
'I assume it's to hang your trousers on.'
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/ravi
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It's a keeper. 
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A police chase in New Zealand was stopped when a farmer herded a big flock of sheep across road:
Police chase stopped by flock of sheep[^]
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
modified 22-Jan-16 14:05pm.
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Don't let the Australians hear you got NZ and Australia mixed up!
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