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But then I would have to wait until I win a lottery...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I can think of plenty of fun ideas. The problem is that most of them would get you punched in the face, sued, or worse. I've often had the fantasy of quitting my job in such a "creative" manner, but so far (35 years and counting), sanity has prevailed.
The best way to handle this is in a professional manner. While you may think that you will never work for (or with) your current boss again, "Never" is a long time. You also don't want to ruin your reputation in the field.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I would love to be Homer while I am at the job and become Bart for my last day.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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All the best for your new career.
Over the years, I've realized two things - In professional life there are no permanent friends or foes. And the world is indeed round.
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As others have said, be the adult, keep it civil.
When I turned in my notice at my last position, the manager said, "I don't understand..."
Blah, blah, blah...
I never thought she'd leave, either, but, a few years later, she left and is now working in the building next to me; different company, but who knows what may happen?
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CDP1802 wrote: Any other bad, yet fun ideas?
Many, but as others said, Don't.
The worst thing you can do to your boss is a big silly smile from ear to ear showing him how happy you are to leave.
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That will not be too hard.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I wore a Looney Tunes tie to work one day and my boss asked me why I chose that tie and I told him; "This is a Mickey Mouse organization, I just thought it appropriate."
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Now, that's poetry!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Definitely DON'T!
After a long last-day lunch (we used to do that back then) a colleague replied to his boss's farewell speech with some very choice words.
One phone call, and he didn't start at his new job on Monday. Or ever.
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KONAMI
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Adrift ?
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Obviously too easy; you're up tomorrow.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
"Look, Miss Thompson. I know you think I'm an idiot, but normally I'm quite normal. It's only when I'm in the presence of a lady that I... It's really just an interesting psychological phenomenon. If a man who is susceptible to a type of para-Freudian syndrome like this encounters a nubile female, what happens?"
Which movie?
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That's no movie - it's my life!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Beauty and the Beast?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Isn't that what I just said???
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Never having met you, I wouldn't know...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The iron Lady
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Driving Miss Oops-a-daisies
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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