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You trust Apple too much
-- Log Wizard - a Log Viewer that is easy and fun to use!
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I hate license agreements. I often skim over them to see if they actually state anything unusal beyond the legelese equivalent of "Don't hack me", but they rarely do. Why does it take huge walls of text and one hour of wrestling with unholy word constructs to tell me that? I hate the lawyers guts, and their spouses', childrens', parents' too, and as well any parts of government that actually allow such abusive practices. I wish them all a long and painful license agreement to sign the next time they try to use their mobile, TV set, car, toaster, or toilet paper.
I could buy a sharp and long kitchen knife without having to sign an agreement saying that I shouldn't use it against a hapless license agreement author, but I do have to sign a 5 page agreement of legalese to purchase a text editor? Really?
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Stefan_Lang wrote: I could buy a sharp and long kitchen knife without having to sign an agreement saying that I shouldn't use it against a hapless license agreement author, but I do have to sign a 5 page agreement of legalese to purchase a text editor? Really? Users of illegal media (software, movies, music) are more severely punished than serial killers.
There's a lobby for media.
So yes, really.
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Symmetry is a beautiful thing, Sander!
Hooters come to mind. Like martinis, one is not enough, three are too many. Symmetry is everything, not to mention balance...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: Hooters come to mind Owls are symmetric[^]?
Roger Wright wrote: Like martinis, one is not enough, three are too many But three are still symmetric
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If hooters are symmetrical they ain't real!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I'm an engineer, not a mathematician; hooters are close enough to symmetrical for practical purposes.
Will Rogers never met me.
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I haven't gotten my daily news for three days now. What's up?
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Well, no news is good news!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I got it very late for the past few days.
I usually read it before going to work in the morning, I just missed that at 1 PM
Back in my day I got a complaint when the paper arrived late
Then again, I was late because rain/snow/storm/late delivery/overslept (nah I didn't do that )...
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Ygnaiih wrote: What's up?
-- David Bowie passed away from cancer.
-- Leslie Nielsen was spotted buying potatoes at the local supermarket.
-- Dalek Dave is running for president of the United States.
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Slacker007 wrote: Dalek Dave is running for president of the United States.
I want to see the birth certificate!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: I want to see the birth certificate!
No need to. His mother was born in New York, in a past life. All good. Nothing to see here. Move along.
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Maybe this happened again?[^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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I found the problem. My agency's Outlook has a clutter file. For what ever reason my Daily News was going into the clutter file.
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Ygnaiih wrote: Outlook has a clutter file
Delete the Clutter folder. Empty Deleted Items folder. Close then open Outlook. Behold you now have a Clutter folder again.
Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
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I'm not kitten around – cat puns freak meowt!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Don't be a pussy.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Purr-fectly normal!
New version: WinHeist Version Tequila, the nigh time, snuffly, sneezing, how the hell did I end up on the bathroom floor medicine.
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Are you feline alright?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Can we paws this fur a moment... pfleas?
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This actually made me perform a physical chuckle...versus, say, a mental chuckle.
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Gee, I thought it would make you purr.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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