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Harry Potter and the pink monstrosity
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Kindergarten Kop
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Comma repaired
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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"Renzi goes to Brussels".
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Life of Brian
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Dribbling Miss Daisy
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Genghis Khan, of course!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The Social Network
veni bibi saltavi
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One Night in Paris
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Trump fires up the crowd in xxxxxx redneck town.
it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Have a cool Yule
Courtesy of Maxxx[^]
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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And a Hoopy New Year!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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What is your specialty for the holidays?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Drinking
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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But what?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Heavily!
veni bibi saltavi
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What you say, that after the 5th glass it does not matter anyway?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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So basically anything you drink involves deuterium in some form?
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NERD!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Well I do realize, that Not Everyone Recognizes Deuterium.
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Glögg.
Take half a cup of pure vodka, add ten kernels of cardamom, fifteen cloves, the peels of a seville orange, half an inch of thinly sliced ginger and a stick of cinnamon.
Heat it up slowly under a lid, DON'T LET IT BOIL.
Add a bottle of beer, preferably dark beer, but any will do. Add 100 ml of brown sugar, 100 ml of castor sugar (or 200 ml of temeraire sugar) and four quartered figs.
Heat it up slowly under a lid, DON'T LET IT BOIL.
Add a bottle of strong wine like Madeira (but any will do)
Heat it up slowly under a lid, DON'T LET IT BOIL.
Sieve and serve hot with raisins and almonds.
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Except the name it sounds good (I think we call it mulled wine)...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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