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One of the women at work said, "We've gone from doing nothing to doing nothing less productively.
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You've posted it in the lounge, and there's nothing less productive than that!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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jeron1 wrote: You've posted it in the lounge, and there's nothing less productive than that!
LOL, you'd think, but OP surpassed that by re-posting the exact same content in a new thread. He is a legend!
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 I bow to his non-productive greatness!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Laughed my ass off at this one. +24
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OTOH, he managed to post the first one 53 minutes after the second one.
Inventing and using a working time machine sounds rather productive to me. 
I suspect spam-filter shenanigans.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Trouble is no one can pronounce his name. He'll just be Opie here I guess 
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I'll just call him "Yog-Sothoth". 
"Ygnaiih . . . ygnaiih . . . thflthkh’ngha . . . Yog-Sothoth . . ." rang the hideous croaking out of space. "Y’bthnk . . . h’ehye—n’grkdl’lh. . . ."
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Well, he had to thoughtfully consider the repost from all vantage points. Possibly held a meeting about it, too.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Is something small, red, and whispering a hoarse radish?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Or is it C# code (again)? 
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We'll need to get to the root of this.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Just so long as you don't vegetate...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Paging Dr. Brassica Rabbit this instant!
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It could be a cheery tomato; they aren't very loud.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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...?[^]
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Geez kid. That's baaaaad.
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I didn't know goats used butter.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I love having Hot, Buttered Goat for breakfast... with a couple of poached eggs.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I've never had breakfast with ova. I'd always worried about them rolling out of their seats.
One would have thought that the conversation with a couple of poached eggs would be rather limited. Still, if you can get them to sit down with you, that's a start.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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What is the most current Windows Phone platform called?
[] Win7 Phone? []Win10 Phone? []WinPhone 10? []WinDiez? []WinFone? [ ] Other? []unknown
I overheard a customer at the local B&N asking for a book on Windows Phone.
The employee nor the customer knew what the name of it is.
Customer: "Windows 10 phone? Windows 7 phone? WinPhone?"
Employee: squints at books, scratches head.
Nice marketing, Microsoft. 
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Windows Phone is the Term, Win 10 is the operating system running on it, it's really that easy
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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HobbyProggy wrote: Windows Phone is the Term, Win 10 is the operating system
So can I buy a phone that runs Win10 right now? I'm not sure. Okay, I just googled and it looks like you can.
Never knew.
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