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More than 300 dogs, as well as a rabbit and a guinea pig...
Not a single cat.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Not a single cat.
It's well known that cats hate Christmas - that's why they kick the sh*t out of the Christmas Tree...
It's the guinea pig meeting Santa that worries me...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What the hell is wrong with people?, this is obviously just a rip-off.
Wonder if Mother Easter would work?
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Wonder if Mother Easter would work?
Doubt it but I'm sure that dogs would love a chance to chase the Easter Bunny!
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Don't they do that at dog tracks?
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Depends on the Bunny[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I was thinking of this one[^]
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Don't they do that at dog tracks?
Well yeah, but why should greyhounds get all the fun?
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And santa is so pet friendly he wears bloody great thick gloves so he doesn't actually touch the animals.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Is anyone due to see it today?
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I think our old friend Dave is going, he's been salivating over it for weeeeeks!
veni bibi saltavi
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PompeyThree wrote: Is anyone due to see it today?
If she's prepared to show it to me then sure, I'll have a look.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I think that means 'no'.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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No.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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PompeyThree wrote: Is anyone due to see it today?
The boy went to see it with some mates just under 22 hours ago. Midnight screening then off for drinks until the trains started up again.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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What, the next Star Trek movie? I don't think it is out yet.
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If you were a true Trekkie you'd be dreading that film.
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PompeyThree wrote: If you were a true Trekkie
Then I am not. However, I'm sure I will enjoy the movie.
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I never liked it as a kid. Watched the first one of the re-boot and found it OKish. The new one looks pants.
Had Star Wars given to me as a kid for Christmas by a Cousin on a VHS pirate. Watched it so much that I had warn it out by the next Christmas and he gave me another one.
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I like Star Wars too. I went to the very first Star Wars movie, on opening day, in Los Angeles, CA, when I was a kid.
I like the new Star Trek movies, as well (not the ones with Shatner).
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I think you're confusing Star Wars with Buster Crabbe's Flash Gordon
veni bibi saltavi
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No, I am 43. The first Star Wars came out in 1977, I was 5.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Buster Crabbe's Flash Gordon
I personally liked Flesh Gordon
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Already saw it - no need to go a second time...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I'm waiting for the book to come out!
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