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You don't have breathalysers in Israel?
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Of course we have, but to be stopped 'quite often', the policeman have to have some clue, like smell or unstable driving...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Sober? We are lucky when he does not burn with a blue flame when we put a match to him. How could he possibly make someone believe he's sober?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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How vary dare you! I resemble that remark!
veni bibi saltavi
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Not from what I've heard!
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DRUNKARD ??
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Is the correct answer.
The characters were supposed to represent going to a pub, spending some money, having a big drink, having a little drunk, having a dance, having a lie down, spending some more money, going home.
I gave you ungrateful mugs a story in 8 characters, what more could you want.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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you could have included the flag of Ireland
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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...simply add Roslyn binaries (dlls and exes) to the bin of the web application and 99.9% of the hosting services will refuse to host your site - Azure is the solution!!!
Thank you Microsoft, I just needed that...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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How is that Microsoft's fault? Wouldn't this be an issue with the hosting company?
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The problem is, that all - including Microsoft - preached against putting Windows executable inside a web site's bin folder...Now it all changed, and that's because Microsoft want us to field-test Roslyn...(In a normal scenario they would replace the current compiler - registered with IIS - with Roslyn, but for now it is too risky, so they put it inside the local bin...)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Well that's a pain in the rear end!
That's MS for you. Saying one thing then doubling back and doing the exact opposite after everyone gets used to it!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Thanks for doing my job, i always feel bad when i have to remind the people
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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Nope, been at the hospital with my wife, she had an op on her wrist a couple of weeks ago and can't drive so I've had to take her to a hand therapy appointment.
Just got back, getting things going.
Just let me retrieve a cheese sandwich from the George Foreman and I'll get it up.
Don't expect too much though.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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All we expect is good health to your wife...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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She's a bloody inconvenience but apart from that.
She damaged her wrist in an accident at work just over 6 years ago, a number of operations and experiments later they finally got around to fusing it so at the moment she effectively has one arm.
Which means I have to take my daughter to school, and pick her up again most days (conveniently she doesn't go to school anywhere near where we live so has to be a car journey). Also the wife needs taking to various appointments each week, I have to do all the cooking, housework etc, and try to fit work in around it too.
Bloody exhausting, at least they don't want to see her again until the new year now and my daughter only has a week left of school.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Explains why you're faffing with A George Foreman and toasted cheese sarnies!
(About all they are good for - never the right temperature, the drip tray goes missing, and a PITA to clean unless you get the detachable plate version. And then they are a pain to refit correctly. Make good Ciabatta / cheese / ham / mushroom / mayo toasties though, if you put something heavy on the lid to hold it down!)
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Following this story on the Register to let Sauron of Redmond know I want to keep the 15 gigs they said 'sorry we tried to take back:' [^], I clicked on the link El Reg provided: [^].
And, now, yes, there OneDrive is, but it's showing I have 168 gigs of storage available. And, I received, shortly thereafter, an e-mail from MS with congrats on using Office 365, which is not installed, currently (OneNote is installed).
As Hunter S. Thompson once wrote: "we can't stop here, this is bat country."
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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I can't see nothing weird here - today you got your own space and copy for Office 365, tomorrow it will be a bill for Bill
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Well, Kornfeld, if I didn't sign up for Office365, would you then agree that there might be a dybbuk at work here ?
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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Of course, the dybbuk of money - it is the oldest one me think...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Where I come from, the highest compliment they can offer a person is to say that they're down to earth, grounded.
which movie?
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Sharknado
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